Clarisse: What's up guys? I'm back.
Jason: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Clarisse: Death is a social construct.
Eric: truth or dare
Rachel: truth
Eric: do you want to kiss Nick?
Rachel: dare
Eric: kiss Nick.
Rachel: never have i ever-
Eric: that’s not the game?!!
Nick: Jason, Are you free this Friday at 8:00 pm?
Jason: I guess, yeah.
Nick: And what about you, Salim?
Salim: Yes, I am.
Nick, clapping his hands together and smiling: Great! Because I’m not. You two have fun on your date!
Jason: Wait-
Salim: Did he just-?
dragon age inquisition is the only story i’ve seen that’s bold enough to ask - what if we attempt the found family trope, but half of your found family are so catholic they’re in line to be the pope and also you start out as pretty much a hostage
how dare y'all kill ashley tisdale (also rachel is like the best character fight me she deserves the WORLD and a kiss on the forehead)
friend referred to Jason as Male Wife Two-One Actual the other day and I still haven't recovered
*nick and eric start dating*
Rachel, bewildered: What the hell just happened? Jason: Something gay lmao Rachel: You’re gay
Salim: for me!
salim is jason’s manic pixie dream boy
i do too jkfghljhgl
First episode of the Jalim playthrough will go up right now, since it is 1 am here, I am going to go to bed, but I'll do the rest tomorrow when I am awake and have eaten something.
Zain: my baba is great bisexual representation you're lucky to have him if you disagree die
Jason: I don’t think Rachel is very happy with you
Eric: why do you think that?
Jason, reading Eric’s phone: “Dear Eric, I hope this message finds you before I do.”
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