Zain: My Baba Is Great Bisexual Representation You're Lucky To Have Him If You Disagree Die

Jason, hatching a plot: Let's do it.

Joey: I'm in.

Nick: guys, isn't that against the rules? What if we get caught?

Jason: Nick Kay, I cannot wait for you to lose your virginity.

Salim: it’s been a rough 24 hours, we could stand to do something stupid

Jason: I’m something stupid, do me

Salim: Why the hell is there blood everywhere?

Vampire!Jason: Well, you see, it's simple color theory-

the year is 2003

Salim: [trying to bond with his boyfriend] hey Jason! i got us tickets for this new underground band, i think they're called Michael- Michael Romance?

Jason:

Jason: YOU GOT US TICKETS TO FUCKING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE?!?

Jason: They should have a great American bake-off.

Salim: What would they bake, machine guns??

Jason: Hey, Rachel, have you seen Goncharov?

Rachel: No, what's Goncharov?

Nick: Oh, only my favorite Scorcese movie!

Joey: It's so good, ma'am.

Rachel: Alright, I'll put Goncharov on my list.

Jason: You do that, Rachel.

Rachel: How do you spell it?

Semper Fi? more like Simper Fi, amirite? 

Salim: Crushes are the worst.

Jason: Right. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.

Salim: You're always acting stupid.

Jason: Yeah... don't think about that too hard.

Nick in the caves: I have to admit, I am not living la vida loca

Jason, who has only seen Mary Poppins once and can't quite remember the plot: ??? So which is it????

Jason: You have that glint in your eye that either says 'I'm Mary Poppins' or 'I'm going to dump your body in that chasm river.'

Salim: We'll never know which it is!