I have seen the face of god
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
#ate a loft house cookie #those really specific Walmart cookies
Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
The best part of waking up 💚 #trex
I met Lana Del Rey recently, my name is Ashley Frangipane and this is my M&G story. I met her August 28th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time lipster that day. I walked into the $350 Silver VIP front row of her Endless Summer Tour and say hello she replies with “fake” and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking “you saved my life” I say. “You’re the reason I’m alive today”. She looks me dead in the eye and says “you’ll die soon enough, fatty” and then whispered “try drugs, fatty”. I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said “are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now” and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the photo of us and I headed out of the VIP section and that’s when Lana started making fart noises at me. I still can’t believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren’t true but Lana Del Rey is in fact; a horrible person. Now she’s harassing me on Snapchat by sending me awful photos, fat shaming me.Thank you for reading this. And if you don’t believe me ask Lorde he was there with me.
saw this on twitter
reblog for your Texas #LGBTQ followers who may be going to Houston Pride!
i’ve finally found my drawing style
Pikachu and eevee by The-pink-Vodka
times new ramen