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The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

URGENT!!!!!

For those of you who live in Texas, whatever you do, DO NOT GO TO HOUSTON PRIDE. There have been threats of another shooting and I want all of you to stay safe. I don’t give a shit how much you wanted to go, just don’t go. Your safety matters way way way way more than whether you have fun or not. I want you guys to spread this. PLWASE reblog it so that everyone knows not to go!!

like to charge reblog to cast

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

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That first one ... WTF when I'm happy I'm sad

Yes i would actually thank you

Want some anime? 

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

FOR EVERY NOTE THIS GETS, AN UNNAMED TUMBLR USER WILL POSTPONE HER SUICIDE DATE ONE DAY.

I HAVE AGREED WITH HER THAT I WILL NOT DIVULGE HER NAME OR URL FOR HER OWN REASONS, AND THAT AS OF TODAY, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2015, SHE WILL POSTPONE HER SUICIDE ONE DAY FOR EVERY NOTE.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS. THAT IS ALL I ASK.

Extra thought: How close are you to the sound

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

If you drive for 45 minutes in my country you’re probably still 1km away from home cause our traffic freaking sucks balls

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted