I met Lana Del Rey recently, my name is Ashley Frangipane and this is my M&G story. I met her August 28th of this year and it was horrific. She was rude, not classy and she lost a long time lipster that day. I walked into the $350 Silver VIP front row of her Endless Summer Tour and say hello she replies with “fake” and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard her wrong. As I approached her and asked to do my pose she stared at me blank faced. I continued talking “you saved my life” I say. “You’re the reason I’m alive today”. She looks me dead in the eye and says “you’ll die soon enough, fatty” and then whispered “try drugs, fatty”. I started crying I had never felt pain like this and she started laughing and said “are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now” and she flicked my vagina. The photographer took the photo of us and I headed out of the VIP section and that’s when Lana started making fart noises at me. I still can’t believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren’t true but Lana Del Rey is in fact; a horrible person. Now she’s harassing me on Snapchat by sending me awful photos, fat shaming me.Thank you for reading this. And if you don’t believe me ask Lorde he was there with me.
what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀 what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY MOLY IT’S FINALLY FINISHED. I’ve been working on this since yesterday and I’m so so so so so proud of it!! ;7;
I can’t believe it’s been a whole year??? Wow. A whole year since my life was changed for the better. For a lot of people, myself included, Undertale came out while we were stuck in a dark time. For me personally, I was dealing with a lot of loneliness and anxiety because all my friends were moving away to better places and I couldn’t afford to go to college anymore, and I felt like I didn’t belong in the Pokemon Ask community since I was losing interest in it; I didn’t even feel comfortable enough to talk to my squad about it. It got to the point where I felt so hopeless and depressed that I left the group chat and isolated myself for a while.
Undertale… made me feel less lonely. It made me feel warm and welcome, like I always had a home there with them, and these fictional characters don’t even exist but they still feel real and tangible to me. They feel like my family. I always come back to this game and selfishly replay it because I wanna see my friends again. I wanna play with them and interact with them, and even though I know it’s just a game it feels like a crime to keep replaying it because the game messes with you and makes you think that they’re real, living beings with thoughts and feelings and memories that all get taken away when you reset. This game gives me the feels somethin fierce.
This was also the first fandom I’ve participated in in a long time. When I was in high school I was into Homestuck, and before this I was part of the PokeAsk community for almost 3 years. There’s always been drama and haters and bumps in the road for every fandom, but Undertale fans were by far the most welcoming I’d ever seen. Everyone was so nice and friendly and open to discussion about strange theories and hidden clues in the game and it really felt like a community. And honestly? Without Undertale I think it might’ve taken me a lot longer to become comfortable with who I am; I also might’ve never met my beautiful girlfriend without this game. I met so many wonderful people and learned a lot about myself in this past year and I am so grateful that it happened.
Thank you, Toby Fox. Undertale has inspired so many people to be soft and had an impact on so many of us-I hope it continues to inspire others, even when it fades.
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The best thing in life is when you encounter a giant bell in a video game, and when you attack it, it goes "bong".
Groaning
“You shut the fuck up”
When your friends just sigh and close their eyes
A face that reminds you of “Bring Me To Light”
“Noooooooooooo”
“God damn it”
Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.
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