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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

oh so you're a girl huh? 🙄 okay *holds you like this*

UNDERFELL’S DEMO RELEASES ON DECEMBER 26TH, 2016.

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We have an official date for the demo’s release, December 26th, 2016!

This will technically be the full demo but it will not include the Toriel or Napstablook encounter, unfortunately. There will be no more delays, this is it.

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UNDERFELL is free and completely custom and fresh, from voice acting to music.

UNDERFELL is an entirely new adventure through a more sinister and dangerous version of the Underground. Everything has changed suddenly without warning and it’s up to Frisk, Flowey, Sans and Papyrus to find out why this has conspired. Frisk will meet many familiar faces once again from the original UNDERTALE, though they may not be as friendly and welcoming as Frisk initially remembers them.

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and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

*Sips tea*

I just cant with white people anymore

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