If I Die My Funerals Gonna Be The Biggest Fucken Party And You’re All Invited 

Don’t Be That Guy.

youve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for

times new ramen

Beware!

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

Stab a politician day!!!!

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

#ate a loft house cookie #those really specific Walmart cookies

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

Yuri On Ice Episode 11 reaction

HEADPHONE WARNING THIS EPISODE FUCKED ME UP