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ATTN: ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER FANS! SUPER IMPORTANT!

A Bit of Backstory: So I’m half asleep scrolling though the Sponsor Beta of the Achievement Hunter site on my iphone. I happen to see something that I can’t believe. It’s such a important message, that I can’t believe anyone isn’t talking about it after I scour through Tumblr to find if anyone has reported this news. 

After my search, I find that the masses are still currently unaware of this beautiful truth. As a member of this wonderful community, I feel the need to share the truth. So, fully awake and alert, I go to my computer to try and get a better screen shot of this wonderful news! 

But alas, the computer version of the site isn’t provided the information. Confused but not discouraged, I take to Tumblr so I can begin. 

Behold! The Prophecy! 

Salvation is upon us, fellow Hunters and Cock Bites! 

If 500,000 of us subscribe to the new Achievement Hunter Channel then a Magic the Gathering video will be delivered onto us.

If 750,000 of us subscribe to the new Achievement Hunter Channel, then Michael will be TAZED!!!! by a TAZER!!!!!!!

If 1,000,000 of us subscribe to the new Achievement Hunter Channel, then the prophecy of the 24 HOUR LIVE STREAM IN THE NEW OFFICE, INCLUDING LIVE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF 1,500,000 OF US SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW Achievement Hunter Channel GEOFF WILL GET A TO-SCALE TATTOO OF GAVIN’S NOSE SOMEWHERE ON HIS BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF 2,000,000 OF US SUBSCRIBE TO THE Achievement Hunter Channel, WE WILL BE BROUGHT HOME INTO THE RAPTURE THAT IS PAINSTATION X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I beg of you, brothers and sisters, non gendered and all gendered, everyone to subscribe to the new Achievement Hunter Channel.  AND TO REBLOG THIS TO SAVE LIVES!!!!

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I know this giveaway I’m sharing has nothing to do with food, but I know some of you must really love fashion, but it’s more than that! You are entering for a chance to win a $500 paypal cash or gift card of your choice.

You don’t have to do all of the entries. Just one would do. I mean who doesn’t like free stuff? You can click this link to enter. It’s also open internationally.

Which brings me to my next point, I also am thinking of adding a giveaway link to the blog just for giveaways that are off Tumblr.

What do you all think?

By the way, you still have time to enter mine! I added more time to the giveaway so that giveaway will end in 15 days. Mine unfortunately is just for those in the States. Good luck!

MYSTIC SHADOW FOR THE WIN

Thats a lot of ducks

Look at all those ducks

Every time.

URGENT!!!!!

For those of you who live in Texas, whatever you do, DO NOT GO TO HOUSTON PRIDE. There have been threats of another shooting and I want all of you to stay safe. I don’t give a shit how much you wanted to go, just don’t go. Your safety matters way way way way more than whether you have fun or not. I want you guys to spread this. PLWASE reblog it so that everyone knows not to go!!

That truth tho

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