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“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that.  So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

THATS FUCKING HETALIA

Yes

I got bored one day so i decided to do a thing it’s still a WIP, but y e a audio: John Mulaney

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

I’m going to come out as bisexual to my homophobic parents on 1st January 2016, please reblog this and I will put your URL in a notebook and give it to them to show that people support me x