I’m Going To Come Out As Bisexual To My Homophobic Parents On 1st January 2016, Please Reblog This

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

*Sips tea*

I just cant with white people anymore

Don’t Be That Guy.

Are you that mineral Cuz I crave you

I have seen the face of god

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?