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His own special eye

Little pro hero doodles!!! 😼

This MHA Viking AU artwork featuring Viking Shoto and Viking Dabi from Kvitravn story is beyond words — I'm utterly amazed. Massive credit to the incredibly talented @itswannysenpai who brought this vision to life in vibrant colors. My admiration for this art knows no bounds! 💗 Make sure to give the artist a follow, guys!

Aizawa: Father's Day is just a ploy made by capitalist in order to increase revenue by building sentiment over a relationship which will only bring you pain and abandonm-

Eri: i made you a card! :D

Aizawa, tearing up: you did?

Hizashi: honk

Shouta: what.

Hizashi, louder: Honk

Shouta: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT

Aizawa: You’re standing on thin ice Todoroki: We’re standing on the floor Aizawa: It’s an expression Todoroki: It’s a carpet

Pregnant

Aizawa: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been so nauseous lately Hizashi: - very serious - Hizashi: Maybe you’re pregnant Hizashi, Aizawa: - them just sitting there in silence for like a minute - Aizawa: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot Aizawa: - sighing as he rubs his forehead - Aizawa: You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

Masterlist

mha as things my family said 4 cus theyre so ridiculously stupid (i love them)

shinsou: MY CAT IS DISCOMBOBULATED

aizawa: HUH?

shinsou: *holding up a squishie cat* HES FUCKED UP

aizawa: i thought you meant the actual cat YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME DAMN IT

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iida: are you making a sandwich at 2 in the morning

todoroki: are you judging me for making a sandwich at 2 in the morning

iida: maybe i am

todoroki: maybe i am

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sero: *pushing mina off the bed* fall off the bed bro

mina: *actually falls* FUCK

sero: HAHAHA FUCKING LOSER

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tokoyami: i firmly believe putting a rainbow at the end of any phrase makes it funnier

satou: i have cancer 🌈

ojirou: i hope you choke 🌈

shouji: my goldfish just died 🌈

kouda: i have crippling depression 🌈

ojirou: oh 😰

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masterlist oh yeah

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!

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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe

aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?

izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!

aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!

Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!

izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude

aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!

izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!

aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.

izuku : me too!

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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :

the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?

aizawa : nope.

izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?

aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT

The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!

Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?

izuku glaring : you pussy.

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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :

... you good buddy?

izuku : the walls talking shit.

aizawa : okay time for bed kid common

izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.

aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.

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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone

aizawa : what you good?

izuku : Im gonna to faint good night

class 1-a : what wha?

izuku drops to the floor

class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!

aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....

Hizashi: why are there so many scratches on your back?

Shouta: *flashbacks to last night when he cornered a stray cat after Hizashi told him not to*

Shouta: I'm cheating on you.

Hizashi: *flashbacks to watching Shouta go outside to try (and fail) to catch the cat*

Hizashi: no you're not.

Yamada: We're like a big happy family! And I'm the Dad! Aizawa is the Mom-

Aizawa: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Shinsou: I know you're going to say I'm the son, but I'm not! I'll be the Gay Emo Cousin!

Midoriya: I'll be the Son! The hotshot, who's only dream is...to be a hero!

Tensei: I feel like I'd be a Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.

Kayama: And I'm the Sassy Aunt. Who talks sh*t about everyone.

Reporter: its impressive that you keep your careers and personal life so balanced. Any advice for your fans?

Hizashi: don't fall in love with an underground hero because that shit will give you 24/7 high blood pressure and a stroke at 31.

Shouta: ZASHI I FOUND A SNAKE!!

Hizashi: jesus christ PUT IT DOWN

Mic sits in his recording booth with a haunted look in his eyes.. Mic: Listeners..last night I made a grave error I won't soon forget... Mic: I'll start by saying..my husband..Eraserhead is fosterin' a LOT of cats. Mic: We got 25 in our apartment & they like to hang out in the livin' room. Mic: Some on cat trees, on the back of the couch, window sills, under the table....cats EVERYWHERE! Mic: Anyway, I came in late last night.. & it was quiet and... Mic:... I sneezed...VERY LOUDLY... Mic: & THE NEXT THING I KNEW..!!??? Mic: Arched backs, bottle brush tails!!! Cats soaring through the air like springs!! Burning out around corners!! Side-tables tipped, scratching-posts over-turned!!! A cacophony of hisses & yowls!! One cat on the ceiling fan, three on the drapes,& 2 climbing my ass!!!! Mic: And in the midst of all.. Shota emerged from the bedroom...First on edge..but then realization struck...& I saw the embers of rage ignite in his cold, dark eyes... Mic: And with each air-born feline that wizzed past his head...I knew...I'm sleepin on the couch for a looooooong time!!!

Aizawa: *Napping on floor in his sleeping bag* Mic: *walks by with other teachers* Mic: *points to Aizawa* Mic: That Hot Pocket there is my husband! Aizawa: ...

Passerby: What an adorable little girl. Is she yours?

Eri: Hi!

Aizawa: Yes, we recently adopted her.

Passerby: Oh from abroad?

Aizawa: No, from the mob.

Passerby: Oh, uh o-ok

Hizashi: can we please just go out for dinner later tonight?

Shouta, drunk as hell: i already TOLD you i will NOT go on a date with a married man!

Hizashi: YOURE my husband!

Shouta: NO EXCEPTIONS

Aizawa: I’m not very happy right now over the fact that some of you didn’t behave well during our hero exercise.

Izuku, not trying to look up:

Aizawa: Midoriya, you know I’m talking about you with Monoma.

Izuku: I may have gotten a bit…angry.

Aizawa: You threaten to rip off his head and throw it at his weeping mother.

Class 1-A, grunting:

Bakugo: Jesus.

Izuku: It wasn’t for real! All I did was just talk to him violently and forcefully…And I spit on him a little bit-Okay, yeah, I’ll apologize.

Aizawa: I was teaching today and I was petting my cat, and my husband came in and told me to show everyone the cat. Over half the students reached down and picked up their cats, and held them up the the screen. Suddenly all the squares were cats and everything was perfect.

Vigilante Izuku, climbing in through the window after patrol: Ok, so, I did get hit by a bullet, but-

Aizawa: YOU WERE SHOT???

Vigilante Izuku, sarcastically: No, someone threw a bullet at me

Vigilante Izuku: oF COURSE I WAS SHOT.

Mic & Aizawa eat a bucket of fried chicken on the UA rooftop: Mic: *mouth full of food* Sure is nice up here! Mic: Look! Here comes Bakugo! Think I can bean 'em on the head with a chicken bone?? Aizawa: *crumch crunch* go for it. Bakugo: OWW!! WHO THE HELL THREW THIS???!!DEKU!? Mic & Aizawa: **muffled laughter** Bakugo: *stomps off* Aizawa: Ohhh there's Mina, I got this. Mina: AAH! Is it...raining B O N E S???!! Mic& Aizawa: *silently cackling* Mina: *scampers off* Mic: Annnd along comes Tokoyami! Aizawa: No don't! He'll use--- **BONK** Mic: UHOH!...I mean hiii there Dark Shadow!!! Mic: You..uh want some fired chike--...ohhhhh- Mic: Heh...nice birdy...? Mic: *whispers* Sho, help me out!!!! *roof door closes* Mic: SHOTAAAAA!!! *Muffled screams can be heard throughout the campus*

Mic: Aizawa & I shared an apartment in college. Mic: And My dates always seemed to stand me up!! Mic: That is, until I realized Aizawa would answer the door as I was gettin ready.... Mic: Once I made that connection, I cracked my bedroom door open just a smidge & spied on him! Mic: He pretended to be my angry husband!! Mic: And he threatened to launch cats at my date until they left!!! Mic: When that didn't work he'd activate his quirk...ya'know floating hair...red eyes..& claim to be the spawn of satan to spook 'em... Mic: That's when I suspected he MIGHT have a little crush on me...

Aizawa: Shinsou, do you see me as a father figure? Shinsou: No, not a father figure. The father figure Aizawa: ...excuse me? Shinsou: There's no one else in my life I can tell really fits the role. You have no competition. You're the father figure in my life Aizawa: [Later] Aizawa, to Present Mic: So you know how you wanted kids-?

Shouta: *exists*

Hizashi: this means nothing. I'm 16. These feelings will fade.

*fifteen years later*

Hizashi, sweating: any day now...

Had to include both of them.

Thank you anon!!!!!!

Monoma: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who's in class 1D?

Shinsou: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.

Monoma: That's not what I asked.

Shinsou: That is all the information I have.

Mic: *Busts through teacher's lounge door*

Mic: IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!!!

Mic: *Makes eye contact with Aizawa*

Mic: Hey there Pencil Butt!!!

Aizawa: Even opposite day cannot reverse my suffering...

Aizawa: how many hours of sleep have you gotten?

Izuku, sleep deprived and completely serious: over what period of time?

Aizawa:

Aizawa: I don’t like that answer

Aizawa: I'm having a baby

Vigilante Izuku: Congratulations?

Aizawa: It's you. Sign here

Vigilante Dabi: *dying laughing*

lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off.