Aizawa: I Was Teaching Today And I Was Petting My Cat, And My Husband Came In And Told Me To Show Everyone

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Hizashi: can we please just go out for dinner later tonight?

Shouta, drunk as hell: i already TOLD you i will NOT go on a date with a married man!

Hizashi: YOURE my husband!

Shouta: NO EXCEPTIONS

Aizawa constantly buying Eri Ganriki Neko merch gives me 'Doofenshmirtz giving Vanessa birthday parties because no one showed up to his parties as a kid' energy.

It just feels like he's sharing an important part of his childhood with her as a way to connect with her?

rage and violence

You, the villain, faked your death and started over years ago. But you never expected the hero to stumble into your new favorite bar, laughing with their friends.

catching up on all the teacher Deku and pro hero Bakugou Katsuki shenanigans since I’ve been MIA since August 😔

One thing that I am 100% convinced would send an alien into cardiac arrest is sweating.

It sounds stupid but think about it: apart from horses, humans are the only species on earth that can sweat so it's not a far stretch to believe it would be incredibly rare in extraterrestrials as well.

Just imagine, one day the AC in the main engine room is broken and everyone starts panting like crazy because of the heat, but the human? Just keeps working like usual? It's not like they aren't affected by the heat at all, but they aren't breathing quite as hard as the rest and everyone thinks ahh yes, humans must have extreme durability to heat coming from that death planet. And then. The human starts melting?!?? And suddenly everyone is panicking because their human is leaking all sorts of important nutrients, metals and water out of every pore - are they dying? Surely this cannot be normal!

And the human has to explain that, no they are perfectly healthy and yes it is actually just the human body's way of cooling itself down and no they don't think it's "the coolest thing ever!!", wait till it starts to smell!

Mirroring ✋

My Hero Academia Fic Rec Masterlist !!

photo by Komugiko No Mori

Main Masterlist

NO PAIRING (WHOLESOME SHIT)

COLLECTIONS

Midoriya Izuku

Bakugou Katsuki

Todoroki Shouto

Iida Tenya

Kirishima Eijirou

Kaminari Denki

Sero Hanta

Shinsou Hitoshi

Tokoyami Fumikage

Monoma Neito

Testsutetsu Testsutetsu

Togata Mirio

Tamaki Amajiki

Yoarashi Inasa

Aizawa Shouta(Eraserhead)

Yamada Hizashi(Present Mic)

Iida Tensei(Ingenium)

Keigo Takami(Hawks)

Toyomitsu Taishiro(Fat Gum)

Hakamata Tsunagu (Best Jeanist)

Todoroki Enji (only platonic wholesome shit for this man)

Todoroki Touya(Dabi)

Shigaraki Tomura(Shimura Tenko)

Bubaigawara Jin(Twice)