Yamada: We're like a big happy family! And I'm the Dad! Aizawa is the Mom-
Aizawa: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?
Shinsou: I know you're going to say I'm the son, but I'm not! I'll be the Gay Emo Cousin!
Midoriya: I'll be the Son! The hotshot, who's only dream is...to be a hero!
Tensei: I feel like I'd be a Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.
Kayama: And I'm the Sassy Aunt. Who talks sh*t about everyone.
Aizawa is literally one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen
Look at him. How could you not love that face.
Reading your posts feels like eating a banana, itβs kinda tingly and itchy and makes me very uncomfortable but I also like it too much to stop
you are allergic to bananasΒ
More swap shenanigans π
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this is why aizawa's hair is only up when he's at home grading
continuation from this post :)
Dream: foolish human, my ears can hear things your brain cannot possibly perceive.
Hob: *sweats*
Aizawa: We're having a baby.
Shinso: Oh, congradu-
Mic, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
you know what, shoutout to the neurodivergent people with "scary" symptoms.
the ones who:
-say dark things without realizing
-talk to themselves
-have homicidal thoughts
-get really, really angry
-make others uncomfortable on accident
-don't tolerate bullshit
-can't/won't mask
-have dark interests
-have genuinely hurt others before
-have been in a psych ward before
-obsess over people
-have intrusive thoughts about hurting people
-have sexual intrusive thoughts
-don't really care about others much
-always choose themselves first
-have low/no empathy
-are seen as creepy or scary by others
this goes out to my folks with autism that isn't "uwu cute". personality disorder havers. schizospec people. ocders. odd and ied havers. and anyone and everyone else.
this post does not support intentionally hurting people. but people who have hurt others in the past and have changed or are trying to change/in the process of changing are more than welcome here.
Full set of the Catzawa verse πππ¦
Follow me on twt to see him turned back because it will be NAUGHTY
Mic: *Busts through teacher's lounge door*
Mic: IT'S OPPOSITE DAY!!!
Mic: *Makes eye contact with Aizawa*
Mic: Hey there Pencil Butt!!!
Aizawa: Even opposite day cannot reverse my suffering...