Hizashi: Honk

Aizawa: You’re standing on thin ice Todoroki: We’re standing on the floor Aizawa: It’s an expression Todoroki: It’s a carpet

another humans are space orcs/humans are space oddities who run a care centre for alien younglings

"Excuse me, caretaker Kim?"

"Yes Tarlak?"

"Can Mira spend a night cycle at my home?"

"Uhhh, your gonna have to ask her parents for that. Do you want me to ask them for you?"

"Are you not one of her parents?"

"No..? What gave you that idea?"

"Because she has called you 'mama' 3 times before. As have Fredric, Yasmine, and several other human children...except for Danny...he called you 'papa'."

"Oooh, right, right, uh I'm actually not anyone's parent."

"...then why do they call you that? It does not make sense."

"Well, as you know, humans can form connections with just about anyone and sometimes those connections resemble the ones we have with our family members. So when kids call me mom or sometimes dad even, it's because I remind them of that parent."

"Remind? But you look nothing like Mira's mom."

"Yeah, but I remind her of how she feels with her mom. Does that make sense?"

"Yes, that is understood. Thank you for explaining this to me *whistle chirp*"

"Yeah no problem. Wish I could whistle like that."

A few days later...

"Kim!"

"Oh, hey Max!"

"How did you and every other parent...become a thing?"

"I'm sorry what now???"

"Look, I know you guys have been pretty quiet about it but, come on. Having the kids call you mom or the equivalent of mom in public? Pretty obvious buddy."

"...is that what they've been calling me?"

"You didn't know? How did you not know?? See this is why you should have taken linguistics with me...wait does this mean your not dating every other parent?"

"Max, the fact that you think I have that much game is the most flattering thing anyone has ever thought of me."

Reporter: its impressive that you keep your careers and personal life so balanced. Any advice for your fans?

Hizashi: don't fall in love with an underground hero because that shit will give you 24/7 high blood pressure and a stroke at 31.

Shouta: ZASHI I FOUND A SNAKE!!

Hizashi: jesus christ PUT IT DOWN

Happy MerMay! I love @zhampy‘s Siren EraserMic AU! Featuring Shouta meeting with the siren that’s been tormenting him since his shipwreck!

I hope you like it, hun! (Someone save Shouta before he gets eaten)

Does Enji exist in the mer au and is he also a shrimp?

I do want to include Enji and a BIGGGGGGGGG lobster looking guy

"Bad Wingman"

[Vestige Tomura AU]

Deku, if you're not going to let Vestige Tomura hang around Aizawa, then he's going to make YOUR dates insufferable!

Passerby: What an adorable little girl. Is she yours?

Eri: Hi!

Aizawa: Yes, we recently adopted her.

Passerby: Oh from abroad?

Aizawa: No, from the mob.

Passerby: Oh, uh o-ok

Don’t mess with his healer! 

Art for my fic The Roundabout Way of Fate

The second chapter is up! 

My favorite Radio Host, Present Mic 📸

went on a bit of a break but I’m baaaack I had a crazy weekend but like not in a good way 💀

But anyways check out this ART omg

Do I ship it? No. Am I betting money that Aizawa is five seconds away from adopting another traumatized birdie? Absolutely

He looks so done already tho lmao 😭😭

creds to artist! (If anyone recognizes the artist lmk bc I fucking love their style omg)