Don’t Mess With His Healer! 

Villain!Aizawa au where hero! Mic gets turned into a cat XD

IT’S EQUALITY.

panther aizawa and leopard izuku (as a tribute/love letter to a friend's fic) - aus are SO much more fun than canon for me. anyways. have an animal au of an au of bnha canon!!

prequel to this iguess🤥

Self Indulgent Hanahaki Erasermic

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Lost in Translation

This has been an extremely vivid visual in my head for a while now and I think the only way to get rid of it is to pass it on to all of you. Like an inheritance of debt.

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!

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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe

aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?

izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!

aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!

Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!

izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude

aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!

izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!

aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.

izuku : me too!

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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :

the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?

aizawa : nope.

izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?

aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT

The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!

Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?

izuku glaring : you pussy.

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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :

... you good buddy?

izuku : the walls talking shit.

aizawa : okay time for bed kid common

izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.

aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.

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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone

aizawa : what you good?

izuku : Im gonna to faint good night

class 1-a : what wha?

izuku drops to the floor

class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!

aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....

The Ruins of Eden

Are you trying to kill your mother? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

There's the urban legend that some japanese companies will hire a "loud American." A person who is just there to voice complaints to the boss when others cant.

I had an idea today that alien ships might hire "The Human!" A person who is just there to just stand there and looks like the be the big, tough, indestructible threat of a being that the galaxy knows humans are.

Doesnt matter who the human is. Big or small, male or female, a tough soldier or more gentle than a newborn. They just have to be present and let the reputation of humans speak for itself.

Is the captain trying to enforce an unpopular regulation on the crew? Ask The Human to have a private meeting and voice the complaints.

Trying to sell some goods but the buyer wants to renegotiate the price to be more unfair to you? Ask The Human to be there at the negotiating table.

That jerk at the bar keeps pestering you with their mating display, because they want to be the one to fertilize your eggs wont take no for an answer? Ask The Human to escort you back to your quarters.

Not sure if the neighborhood where you're making the delivery is a safe one? Just ask that lovely human if they wouldnt mind putting down their crochet and coming with you. They might be extra thrilled if you mention they could take their pet with them, for a walk.