Monoma: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who's in class 1D?
Shinsou: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Monoma: That's not what I asked.
Shinsou: That is all the information I have.
Aizawa, hiding something in his capture scarf: I think we should adopt another kid!
Mic: No.
Aizawa: Why not?
Mic: Beacuse when you say ‘kid’, you mean ‘cat’, and we already have fifteen of those.
Aizawa, pulling a cat out: Sixteen.
First meeting
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denki teehee
"AND I oop energy"
Rizzed up
Thanks anon!!
Tweets made by Mr Yamada Hizashi on the Twitter account he made for Aizawa Shouta
Will you keep me In the hollow of your chest That I may rest Beneath the thrum Of a life well lived -Aeryn
Aizawa loves trash tv. There is nothing better than judging other people when he's tired of grading.
wip.
what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if wh-
AU where Todoroki starts posting his conspiracy theories online and it ends up opening a public debate on whether All Might, Eraserhead or All for One is Izuku Midoriya's, a.k.a Hero Deku, real father. Somehow, after numerous "Dad Wars", the Dadmight, Dadzawa and Dad for One factions manage to get all three men, Izuku, as well as lawyer Inko Midoriya on the show You Are Not the Father. After much tension, emotions, and tears, to the point that the three men themselves have started believing that they might actually be the father, it is revealed that NONE OF THEM IS THE FATHER. That revelation starts a riot in the "Dads for Deku" community with more and more wild theories appearing as to WHO EXACTLY IS HERO DEKU'S REAL FATHER ?
Cue Hisashi Midoriya coming back from America for his long awaited vacation and 100% unaware of the shitshow that is awaiting him.