Aizawa, hiding something in his capture scarf: I think we should adopt another kid!
Mic: No.
Aizawa: Why not?
Mic: Beacuse when you say ‘kid’, you mean ‘cat’, and we already have fifteen of those.
Aizawa, pulling a cat out: Sixteen.
So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.
What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.
Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.
lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off.
So. turns out, actual plot for my Erasermic adopting Eri/Shinsou/Mirio AU isn’t as forthcoming as I’d hoped…
What has been, is my Villain!AizawaAU (he still saves/kidnaps adopts Eri, also eventual Erasermic because I am WEAK!)
Here is the opening for it.
The Shouta of this AU will be a much darker, more cynical one, not having the positive influences of people like Mic in his life to bring that extra bit of light or hope. This is an Aizawa that lost all his faith in the world and in Heroes at 17 and gave up on his dream.
Who gave into his darker more violent impulses and turned towards the darkness (though I would say he’s probably closer to an Antihero or Vigilante then an actual villain)
This fic will both go into Aizawa’s past and delve into how one persons actions can change a person and how sometimes love doesn’t concor all or save a person, and sometimes, doing the right thing can lead to terrible consequences.
The Fic will start a little before the attack on the USJ and then follow alongside the my hero story, though with quite a few changes… Some, I doubt anyone will see coming~
Mic will also play a key role in this story, not only as “Shouta’s” main love interest, but as the Hero hunting down the elusive villain known only as ‘The Eraser’ and the homeroom teacher of the infamous Class 1-A
Though if I had to give a quick summary of what this story will be about, it would be: Single dad just trying to get by and do right by his daughter by day, and Villainous Antihero by night, doing what needs to be done to help the world in his own twisted way.
But yeah, don’t want to give to much away, so ima leave this here. I’d love to hear people’s thoughts though!
The bonus comic from my Shipwreck AU book. The story was bittersweet but i had to do something genuinely sweet for the final piece 😊
*Sits beside you and clears my throat awkwardly*
So, uh... Cats, am I right?
Do you think aliens would get freaked out when we crack our joints?
*human stands up after too long spent hunched over the computer, all joints cracking*
*alien coworker whose only experience with human anatomy comes from movies where crack = broken bone*
All Might: Wow, you bought a lot of vegetables. What are you making?
Aizawa: Soup for Eri
All Might: What kind of soup?
Aizawa: You will not fantasize about my soup.
All Might: Oh…ok
Aizawa from MHA429
If he can't have a dog...
Also, yes, these are translations from the official Furby wiki 😅
A piece I was working on and I finished it just in time for mermay lol.
They’re teens in this btw. Hizashi doesn’t have his teen hair cause he’s a mermaid/siren so…he wouldn’t have the hair gel lol.