All Might: Wow, You Bought A Lot Of Vegetables. What Are You Making?

Humans are weird: swimming

Humans are not made to swim. So can you an alien seeing a human swimming? Alien: Mark! You are going to drown! Get out of the water!

Human: What? I’m just swimming. I’m not going to drown. I learned to swim when I was like 7.

Alien: But you aren’t meant to swim. Humans are land mammals.

Human: So?

continuation from this post :)

Dream: foolish human, my ears can hear things your brain cannot possibly perceive.

Hob: *sweats*

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

I sketched out some centaur designs based on the 1910s a while back. I admit the research was pretty surface level, but it was still great fun.

song is bad friend by rina sawayama

weird pre-relationship habits

Villain duo 👬

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Midoriya, sighing: actually, i am the only foster child in this family.

Shinso: seriously?

Midoriya: yes! i mean, look! you're the spitting image of a child from this family! even Dabi looks like our father!

Yamada, pinching his cheeks: and, in my opinion, you are absolutely our biological son.

Aizawa: it's true. you have Zashi's personality and my love for cats and coffee.

Midoriya: yes, but i don't have the main trait of the Aizawa's family.

Dabi: oh? what is it?

Midoriya: love for loud blondes. i mean!! look, Hitoshi yearn for Kaminari, and it's mutual, and Dabi is in love with Hawks!

Aizawa: *choking on coffee*

Shinso: *laughs out loud*

Midoriya: what?..

Dabi and Yamada together: Bakugo.

Midoriya: ...

Midoriya: oh no.