Midoriya, sighing: actually, i am the only foster child in this family.
Shinso: seriously?
Midoriya: yes! i mean, look! you're the spitting image of a child from this family! even Dabi looks like our father!
Yamada, pinching his cheeks: and, in my opinion, you are absolutely our biological son.
Aizawa: it's true. you have Zashi's personality and my love for cats and coffee.
Midoriya: yes, but i don't have the main trait of the Aizawa's family.
Dabi: oh? what is it?
Midoriya: love for loud blondes. i mean!! look, Hitoshi yearn for Kaminari, and it's mutual, and Dabi is in love with Hawks!
Aizawa: *choking on coffee*
Shinso: *laughs out loud*
Midoriya: what?..
Dabi and Yamada together: Bakugo.
Midoriya: ...
Midoriya: oh no.
"King of Beasts" (dark fantasy)
- No crown, no gold, no coins at all. They trade without money and sometimes your payment can also be "living another day". Their territory is three times as big as that known by humans.
- Keigo is not a prince.
- The next in line to be King is whoever can kill Shinyo. The skulls are from beings that challenged him.
- The King's job is to protect the territory from humans, ancient giants and eldritch gods.
- The Kei can litterally walk around and disrespect monsters. They're not gonna touch him.
"Okay everyone floor is lava in 10..."
children scatter across the in door park.
"9..."
some leap onto nearby benches. Others climb nearby trees.
"8...7..."
the nearby safe spots become too crowded. Some force their way in while others sprint for the only place with enough room for the remaining few. The water fountain.
"6...5..."
the fountain can hold them all but is far. The slow one's won't make it.
"3...2...1..."
Some of the strong ones carry the slowest. their kindness is their downfall.
"FLOOR IS LAVA!!"
the lava takes them.
"Okay everyone on the ground is out!"
*chorus of groaning*
"So we have, 1, 2, 3...8...11...wait. Everyone hold still for a sec." the human recounts the children. And then again. And again.
"Where's Piper?"
"She was running that way!"
"Yeah towards the field!"
"The field? But there's nothing to climb there.."
"Is the floor still lava!?!"
Out in the field is Piper, sitting on top of her other teacher Kim's shoulders.
"Piper your out, you know the rules. You can't ask someone to carry you when the floor is lava."
"I didn't carry her."
"Kim no fibbing. Kids don't like it when it comes to floor is lava."
"No really I didn't. She climbed me," the woman picks the girl off her and put her down "show them Piper."
The 7 year old smiles and goes behind Kim and then starts to climb. Using the adults calves as a step she boosts her other foot to Kim's hip and then latches onto her neck with her arms. From their she shimmies herself onto her teacher's shoulders. All while Kim keeps her arms to her sides.
"...how long has she been able to do this?"
"Since yesterday."
"That's really cool."
"I know, right?"
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..
...
"Human Kim I'd like to ask you a question about...human children."
"Yeah sure, go ahead."
"So as you know I am courting Morgan, who has 2 children, and I was wondering if it's normal for them at their age to not be able to climb me or him?"
"Climb you?"
"Yes, like that human child with blonde hair. Harrison is about her age yet he can't climb us like she can climb you."
"...Ohhh, yeah that's not a normal thing."
"Really?? But she does it with such ease and you look so, so, used to it. As if it was normal behavior."
"Piper is incredibly flexible and strong for her age, and while yes I am used to it that's because I'm used to kids climbing me while I'm sitting or helping them."
"So human children do climb their caretakers?"
"Yes."
"But Piper's climbing is not normal?"
"...yes. Wait. Hold on...So human children do climb on their family members but most of them can't climb to an adult's shoulders like that without help. Only a few like Piper are strong enough to do that."
"Ah. So I should not be concerned that Morgan's children can't do that?"
"No, you should not."
"Okay then. Humans are strange."
"That they are!"
just in case, my art tag
Everything else under the cut. I will be updating this constantly.
Horse Girl AU (HGAU)! In which Hob busts a wild and abused centaur by the name of Dream out of the circus and attempts to earn that horse's trust. This is difficult since Dream hates humans and wants nothing to do with them. The two go on an adventure.
I post the comics in somewhat chronological order. On occasion I will jump back to add a new beat or scene I wasn't motivated to do at the time so this master post is nice for me to flesh out previous scenes or moments while still letting everyone read things sequentially. ENJOY!
PSA: longer comics are best viewed on desktop so they can be clicked through like an animatic.
Miscellaneous comics
Height chart
A guide to centaur ears
Satellite dishes
Horse Girl AU vs Centaur AU!
Apples ( This has a nebulous location in the AU timeline. It's the first comic I did of them and it helped me establish their character dynamic <3 )
Receipt
Spoil that horse
Spoon
In the Circus
Posters
Manticori
Jailbreak!
On the Run
Don't know I'm here
Rainfall
The barn
Broom system
Tarp
Warmth
Thank fuck he's eating
Horn
Knife system
Two hearts
One pair of lungs
Bray
Ears
Preferences
Dreams
Animal magnetism
Maintenance
Don't hurt yourself ( Brushing pt.1)
Hasn't been brushed in awhile (Brushing pt.2)
Hot bath
Touch starved
Nightmares
Kick
Expectations
I don't understand
Herd
Neighbor
Convo
Fey
Morning
Dont make me regret this >:(
The HGAU ask tag
I sometimes drop lore here and I tag it when I do.
Fanart inspired by the AU
I'm gonna fuck that horse by @fishfingersandscarves
Dream horn art by @teejaystumbles
Manticori by @cloudsofcondensation
Horse girl au nsfw by @teejaystumbles
Saddle by @yellobb
Dream Circus Poster by @rexwrendraws
Fics inspired by the AU
Old Town Road (AKA The "Hob is a Horse Girl" Fic) by @arialerendeair
Soft Hands by @delta-pavonis
Deep Seat by @delta-pavonis
Levade by @delta-pavonis
Lessons in Not Getting Caught with Your Trou Down by @sleepsonfutons
The Rope by @shadowpuppet-storyteller
All Wound Up by @seiya-starsniper
denki teehee
Just dads being gushy for each other
This takes place in my single fathers AU
I feel like any aliens that were prey at some point in evolution would have an odd fear of humans. Mostly cause they look like predators, act a bit like predators, and ARE predators. One perfect example is when we're focused on something like a mosquito that's been bugging us for a long time and we are just done.
Alien: "What. What..?"
Human: *HUNTING down a mosquito it saw*
Alien: ".... yeah I am really uncomfortable...."
Human: *quiet footsteps, pupils dialated, intense focus,*
Alien: *WAR FLASHBACKS*
Human: "Found you." *absolutely desimates the mosquito, squashing it into a million pieces as it's guts and various body parts liquidize into blood of the bloodthirsty, now stained on the palm of the human. A living being now reduced to a useless corpse as the human wipes the remains on their pants*
Alien: "I feel like I've just gained trauma."
eraser merch part 5
prequel to this iguessš¤„