A Piece I Was Working On And I Finished It Just In Time For Mermay Lol. 

panther aizawa and leopard izuku (as a tribute/love letter to a friend's fic) - aus are SO much more fun than canon for me. anyways. have an animal au of an au of bnha canon!!

Aizawa from MHA429

Did I do this instead of my essay for college? Absolutely. First time doing voicework like this so please, gimme criticism so I can make any future ones better!

Rizzed up

Thanks anon!!

'Nuff said...

how about mic trying to win aizawa’s favor? it’s too bad he’s so picky

Hizashi: can we please just go out for dinner later tonight?

Shouta, drunk as hell: i already TOLD you i will NOT go on a date with a married man!

Hizashi: YOURE my husband!

Shouta: NO EXCEPTIONS

Do you think aliens would get freaked out when we crack our joints?

*human stands up after too long spent hunched over the computer, all joints cracking*

*alien coworker whose only experience with human anatomy comes from movies where crack = broken bone*

There's the urban legend that some japanese companies will hire a "loud American." A person who is just there to voice complaints to the boss when others cant.

I had an idea today that alien ships might hire "The Human!" A person who is just there to just stand there and looks like the be the big, tough, indestructible threat of a being that the galaxy knows humans are.

Doesnt matter who the human is. Big or small, male or female, a tough soldier or more gentle than a newborn. They just have to be present and let the reputation of humans speak for itself.

Is the captain trying to enforce an unpopular regulation on the crew? Ask The Human to have a private meeting and voice the complaints.

Trying to sell some goods but the buyer wants to renegotiate the price to be more unfair to you? Ask The Human to be there at the negotiating table.

That jerk at the bar keeps pestering you with their mating display, because they want to be the one to fertilize your eggs wont take no for an answer? Ask The Human to escort you back to your quarters.

Not sure if the neighborhood where you're making the delivery is a safe one? Just ask that lovely human if they wouldnt mind putting down their crochet and coming with you. They might be extra thrilled if you mention they could take their pet with them, for a walk.

fanart of my favorite boys for a fanfic called “reconcile” (please read it it’s literally a masterpiece also thank u @helga-grinduil for enlightening me by recommending it)