how about mic trying to win aizawa’s favor? it’s too bad he’s so picky
H/C: Aizawa has a hard time punishing the cats for doing what they shouldn’t despite his tough demeanor with children. Honestly same…
Just dads being gushy for each other
This takes place in my single fathers AU
"King of Beasts" (dark fantasy)
- No crown, no gold, no coins at all. They trade without money and sometimes your payment can also be "living another day". Their territory is three times as big as that known by humans.
- Keigo is not a prince.
- The next in line to be King is whoever can kill Shinyo. The skulls are from beings that challenged him.
- The King's job is to protect the territory from humans, ancient giants and eldritch gods.
- The Kei can litterally walk around and disrespect monsters. They're not gonna touch him.
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( Please come see me on my new patreon and support me for early access to stories and personal story requests :D https://www.patreon.com/NiqhtLord Every bit helps) Alien talk show host: So you doubt my powers?
Human: I do.
Alien Host: You know that the theme of this show is bringing on people such as yourself and proving that I can in fact predict the future.
Human: I have watched your show and I’ve seen how you use your scam to convince people that you can predict the future.
Audience: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Alien Host: If it has been proven right so many times how can you still claim it is a scam?
Human: Because you have never had a human on your show until now to disprove it.
Alien Host: Bold words but we’ll give you a shot.
Alien Host: What have you got in store for me to disprove my abilities?
Human: *reaches into pocket and pulls something out*
Human: I’m going to flip this coin and you will tell me which side it lands on.
Alien Host: That’s it?
Alien Host: That’s your grand plan to disprove my skills?
Human: Half of it.
Human: You find out the other half after I flip the coin.
Alien Host: Ominous; I always liked that about you humans.
Alien Host: Very well, flip that coin and I predict it will be heads!
Human: *Flips coin*
Alien Host: *Watches coin spin upwards*
Human: *Pulls out gun from jacket and pulls the trigger*
*Gunshot goes across the table and hits the alien host in the arm*
*Audience begins screaming as human sets the gun down on the table*
Human: You can all relax, that was the second part of my plan.
Alien Host: WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?!?!!?
Human: *Calmly* Why did you not see the bullet coming?
Alien Host: You said you were using the coin toss!!
Human: I said it was the first part and that you’d find out the other half during the flip.
Human: If you can see into the future why did you not dodge the bullet or attempt to stop me from pulling a gun and shooting you?
Alien Host: Who could predict such madness!?!?!?
Human: Exactly.
Human: You can “predict” the future as you call it because you are a master of probability, not a fortune teller.
Human: That’s why you were so confident you could accurately predict how the coin would land and claim you saw it in the future.
Human: But no one could predict a random act of violence without any forewarning signs given.
Alien Host: You did all of this just to prove me wrong!?!
Human: I mean, isn’t that the point of the show?
First meeting
[next]
"Duck Son: Origin"
[bkdk mer au]
Shoto Shrimp and Kirishima Seal keep finding more rubber ducks! Ochako and Deku have their hands full.
Meanwhile, Aizawa is a part of a program that helps wild mer and their environment, and he's recruited a little help.
I saw a bunch of humans are space orcs, and humans are feared by aliens, etc. and want to add to it.
Kid centre for all alien children/younglings run by humans.
-"Human Kim! Are you all right? Do you seek medical aid??"
"I'm okay! ...why do you ask?"
"You just got bit by Zyz! I'm so sorry, I've told him to not do that with others but-!"
"Hey, it's okay. Look, these things happen and I know that's just your species' way of showing affection. Just tell him to ask next time and to not bite too hard."
"... 'these things happen' .... 'tell him to ask next- human Kim has this happened to you before?!"
"Oh lots of times! I used to work at a daycare on earth before this. Now, you wanna talk about bites let me tell you about Penny, she was a biter. So was my nephew but that was him stimming. I just asked that he get my attention first so as to not startle me."
"Is this the same Penee who gave you 3 stitches?"
"Yep."
-"Human Kim, thank you for helping Pollix become comrades with the other younglings! May I ask how you did it so I may use it in the future?"
"Of course! It wasn't anything special really, we just wrestled which caught the attention of the other kids and soon enough they were cheering for Pollix to win. Then after that Xw and a few others asked Pollix to teach her how to wrestle as well." they finished with a smile.
"YOU WHAT!"
"I-I thought play wrestling and fighting was encouraged among young tighalax. I am so sorry if I did something wrong-!"
"Human Kim, you could have DIED."
"...huh?"
"Tighalaxes have what you call drugs in the points of our tails and one cut should drive you insane. Not only that but we, as younglings, should be nearly twice your body weight. And at this age have yet to control our strength!"
"Ooh so that's why I felt high! Phew! I thought I accidentally ate my weed muffin instead of the regular one, and we can't have that."
"You felt 'high'?"
"Yeah but only for 10 minutes, luckily I usually just get tired and relaxed when high. And for the weight strength part, I grew up babysitting all of my younger siblings and cousins. My child carrying records are 5 4-6 year olds, 4 7-12 year olds, 3 teenagers, and 2 childish giants who are somehow 21 this year."
"...any chance I can bribe you to quit and come work for me and my pack?"