Humans Are Weird: Expect The Unexpected

shut up and calm down, man.

I just love the "they're more scared of you than you are of them" thing because, yeah, Earth is a Deathworld filled with very dangerous beings, but also everyone in it is scared and would rather not interact with each other unless necessary

Alien: This is a very dangerous animal!

Human: Don't worry, we'll just walk away.

Alien: But it's watching us!

Human: It's hoping we leave already, so we're leaving.

Alien: It... It is?

Human: Yeah, it is more scared of us than we are of it. Let's go before the fight instinct kicks in because then it'll become a dangerous animal

Alien:...

Horse Girl AU Master Post

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Everything else under the cut. I will be updating this constantly.

Horse Girl AU (HGAU)! In which Hob busts a wild and abused centaur by the name of Dream out of the circus and attempts to earn that horse's trust. This is difficult since Dream hates humans and wants nothing to do with them. The two go on an adventure.

I post the comics in somewhat chronological order. On occasion I will jump back to add a new beat or scene I wasn't motivated to do at the time so this master post is nice for me to flesh out previous scenes or moments while still letting everyone read things sequentially. ENJOY!

PSA: longer comics are best viewed on desktop so they can be clicked through like an animatic.

Miscellaneous comics

Height chart

A guide to centaur ears

Satellite dishes

Horse Girl AU vs Centaur AU!

Apples ( This has a nebulous location in the AU timeline. It's the first comic I did of them and it helped me establish their character dynamic <3 )

Receipt

Spoil that horse

Spoon

In the Circus

Posters

Manticori

Jailbreak!

On the Run

Don't know I'm here

Rainfall

The barn

Broom system

Tarp

Warmth

Thank fuck he's eating

Horn

Knife system

Two hearts

One pair of lungs

Bray

Ears

Preferences

Dreams

Animal magnetism

Maintenance

Don't hurt yourself ( Brushing pt.1)

That's enough

Hasn't been brushed in awhile (Brushing pt.2)

Hot bath

Touch starved

Nightmares

Kick

Expectations

I don't understand

Herd

Neighbor

Convo

Fey

Morning

Dont make me regret this >:(

Gift

Uno Reverse

The Sheep

Had Fun?

Pouting

Night Visions

Stars

Don't Leave

Sweet tooth

Touch Starved Round 2

Sensitive

Braid

Scent

Scritches

Roll

404

What You Look Like

The Herd

Desire and Death

Foals

Destruction and more foal sketches

Despair!

The HGAU ask tag

I sometimes drop lore here and I tag it when I do.

Fanart inspired by the AU

I'm gonna fuck that horse by @fishfingersandscarves

Dream horn art by @teejaystumbles

Manticori by @cloudsofcondensation

Horse girl au nsfw by @teejaystumbles

Saddle by @yellobb

Dream Circus Poster by @rexwrendraws

Dream poster embroidery by @embroiderling

The Lamb by @embroiderling

The Centaur and the Phoenix (cw blood) by @dragonnan

Fragile by @embroiderling

Bath day: Centaur AU AU by @dragonnan

Lamb embroidering ask by @embroiderling

Fics inspired by the AU

Old Town Road (AKA The "Hob is a Horse Girl" Fic) by @arialerendeair

Soft Hands by @delta-pavonis

Deep Seat by @delta-pavonis

Levade by @delta-pavonis

Lessons in Not Getting Caught with Your Trou Down by @sleepsonfutons

The Rope by @shadowpuppet-storyteller

All Wound Up by @seiya-starsniper

The Gift by @seiya-starsniper

In Flagrante Defisto by @bovivinator

"Bad Wingman"

[Vestige Tomura AU]

Deku, if you're not going to let Vestige Tomura hang around Aizawa, then he's going to make YOUR dates insufferable!

Dreamed of an merman AU in which All Might was a terminally ill mafia boss and Shota was his bodyguad- who also collected debts. One day, he got sent to a shady shop owner, who tried to wriggle out of All Mights grip. Said shop owner panicked when coming face to face with death and led Aizawa to a tank, in which he kept a siren. Shota was quick to learn that the creature was, indeed, real-

i started drawing out a comic for the tattoo /florist au idea i had. and then i realized how hard comics are. 🫠 but here's a doodle of them in the mean time??

So many fics use the fanon "Mindjack" for Shinsou's hero name but as a folkloric scholar I'm giving him the hero name "Yamabiko" which literally translated means "Echo" and is the name of a yokai known for its perfect mimicry of human voices and sounds, and are often "heard but never seen"

Jirou realizing the gravity of Izuku and Aoyama's situation when facing AFO? It was a scary one and no child should be subjected to such horror. But it also showed a side of Jirou that I really like. Her protectiveness, getting angry for her friends? Wanting to throw hands with AFO because he made her friends cry? Shonen trope alright but I really like it when people are angrier when someone they love is violated. Like you can do anything to me but we draw the line there like "don't do anything to those I love!" It's so classic yet still riveting

Listen I know "Hizashi makes a mixtake for Aizawa" is the obvious route which is why everyone writes it but we must think of the even cuter, much more adorable route of "Aizawa making a mixtape for Hizashi because he knows Hizashi likes them" and trying to use Oboro and Nemuri as his music testers except they both have WILDLY different tastes and ideas so his end product is a veritable mess that he will be embarrassed about in his adult life but which Hizashi cherishes anyway

An erasermic dtiys challenge doodle I did months ago but nvr posted 👨‍🦲