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Ok so some bit ago I learned that why humans fingers and palms prune up in water is to get a better grip in water

What if aliens don’t have that funky little feature?

So imagine a human and their alien group are trapped in a little area and there’s a bunch of water and it’s rising (absolutely terrifying experience) and the aliens are trying to get a grip on the kinda rough wall and can’t but they look at the human and are shocked because they’re clinging to the wall like a spider

So ima say they get out safely and they update the human guide/manual

“Humans gain sticky hands in water”

looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:

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what the actual fuck

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ooh that sounds- what the fuck

unfinished

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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again

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Reporter: its impressive that you keep your careers and personal life so balanced. Any advice for your fans?

Hizashi: don't fall in love with an underground hero because that shit will give you 24/7 high blood pressure and a stroke at 31.

Shouta: ZASHI I FOUND A SNAKE!!

Hizashi: jesus christ PUT IT DOWN

ecsour

[we can always meet again within one for all. romantic, right?]

Wuh oh wuh oh sick alert

You, the villain, faked your death and started over years ago. But you never expected the hero to stumble into your new favorite bar, laughing with their friends.

Ice scream.

There's not really a punchline or a joke to this one just a bad financial decision.

eri petting a cat for the first time and getting suprised and worried when it purrs and aizawa notices and asks what's wrong and she's like "it's vibrating;;" and aizawa tries not to laugh while saying that means the cat likes her and she gets all wide eyed and goes back to petting the cat with a big smile on her face and aizawa knows then he would do absolutely anything to keep that smile there

Centaur Sun and Moon!