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What do y'all think of my next enamel pin design 😂

some pieces i did for a cancelled zine! it’s been a while but i still like these, so i figured i should share them after all!

Mic sits in his recording booth with a haunted look in his eyes.. Mic: Listeners..last night I made a grave error I won't soon forget... Mic: I'll start by saying..my husband..Eraserhead is fosterin' a LOT of cats. Mic: We got 25 in our apartment & they like to hang out in the livin' room. Mic: Some on cat trees, on the back of the couch, window sills, under the table....cats EVERYWHERE! Mic: Anyway, I came in late last night.. & it was quiet and... Mic:... I sneezed...VERY LOUDLY... Mic: & THE NEXT THING I KNEW..!!??? Mic: Arched backs, bottle brush tails!!! Cats soaring through the air like springs!! Burning out around corners!! Side-tables tipped, scratching-posts over-turned!!! A cacophony of hisses & yowls!! One cat on the ceiling fan, three on the drapes,& 2 climbing my ass!!!! Mic: And in the midst of all.. Shota emerged from the bedroom...First on edge..but then realization struck...& I saw the embers of rage ignite in his cold, dark eyes... Mic: And with each air-born feline that wizzed past his head...I knew...I'm sleepin on the couch for a looooooong time!!!

Humans are weird

Have yall noticed how we somehow have strange aversions towards lights?? Like maybe not all of us, but we kind of know that if someone is sitting in the dark, you either leave them or join them. Like last night, I walked into class and there was just one guy there and the lights were off so i just sat down, 30 minutes later everyone else was in and the lights were still off. Only turned it on when the professor came in...

So like imagine aliens finding us huddled in a dark room, with our phones and what-nots, silently laughing at something we read, maybe there are other aliens with us who doesn’t really like light but we don't know that cus it's dark and also we didn't bother to check. Then one crewmate just turns on the lights and we all collectively hiss like a vampire or hide like bugs, so they just turn it back off and stumble blindly into the room until they find—feel through whatever they came for and leaves. No one ever mentions it.

Villain duo 👬

Have my vampire mic in corsets

He's cute too

List of terrifying phrases a human may say as a warning you are about to be in danger or hear a horrible story:

Hold my (insert drink, occasionally object)

I got this (results will very)

So what happened was (this indicates a story)

Let me explain (something bad happened that you may or may not know about)

I didn't do it (something bad happened that they may or may not be involved in)

(Insert other crewmembers name) did it (usually means they did it but is trying to blame others)

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, I wish to speak to my lawyer (nearly without a doubt, they did it)

For (insert name) (usually a battle charge, regardless if there is a battle actually happening)

Leroy Jenkins (see above)

Run! (You should start running, don't ask questions)

Duck! (Lower yourself quickly or you will be hit by unknown flying object)

Watch this (this is usually a bad stunt that will end in pain, you usually can't stop them. If you use the phrase "this can not be done" or some form of this, it will only encourage them to prove you wrong)

Fucked around, now we find out (did something and waiting for the consequences)

I would like to see (a person or group, usually a curse word) try that with me (a threat, don't try it with them)

Don't ask questions (don't ask questions, you aren't prepared for horrible answers)

Please fill free to add others

"Hey guys I got whooping cough."

"OH! OHOHOH! BEGONE SICKLY ONE! QUARENTINE RIGHT F*CKING NOW I CAN'T BE GETTING THAT."

"Woah calm down--"

"Do not tell me to calm down! Do you have any idea how contagious this shit is?!?!"

"Well, I heard but I'm wearing a mask and I'm literally on the other side of the glass wall, talking to you on the phone right now!"

"Like I give a rat's ass! I work at the child centre!! I. CAN'T. GET. WHOOPING. COUGH. BEGONE. NOW."

"Okay okay okay! I get it, going now! only like 8 of the kids could get it anyways...not even the same species."

"Love you!! I'll make you some cabbage soup!" with that she goes back to her lunch. Oblivious to the strange looks from her co-workers.

"Uh, what's whooping cough?" asked Op reaching for the salt with her tail.

"A very contagious human disease that gives you a nasty cough for several days to a few weeks."

"Oh, that doesn't sound too bad."

"Yeah but it can make you feel just awful and is actually very dangerous for infants, young children, and the elderly."

"How dangerous?" Fenrir asked

"Well...they could die."

*silence*

"Its not often though, usually rare, they're just more at risk. I mean I had it when I was a baby and look! I'm perfectly fine."

For a while no one said anything. Just eating. Until Fenrir asked another question.

"Why is it called whooping cough?"

"Because that's what it sounds like. The inhale sounds like a whooping noise. But according to my parents I sounded more like a barking seal."

"What does a seal sound like?"

"Hold on." she fishes out her phone and finds a video of a seal barking.

*Seal noises*

"...and what does whooping cough sound like?"

*Whooping coughing noises, which honestly sounds like someone coughing up their heart and soul*

"...how the f*ck are you alive???"

"I second that."

"My Dad tucked me into his coat and walked out in the winter air so that it would clear my lungs."

"That's it?!"

"Cold air is what saved you from death?!"

"...I mean I probably had some antibiotics but yeah. There's no real cure, just a vaccine."

"THERE'S NO CURE FOR THAT?!"

Did I do this instead of my essay for college? Absolutely. First time doing voicework like this so please, gimme criticism so I can make any future ones better!