List of terrifying phrases a human may say as a warning you are about to be in danger or hear a horrible story:
Hold my (insert drink, occasionally object)
I got this (results will very)
So what happened was (this indicates a story)
Let me explain (something bad happened that you may or may not know about)
I didn't do it (something bad happened that they may or may not be involved in)
(Insert other crewmembers name) did it (usually means they did it but is trying to blame others)
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, I wish to speak to my lawyer (nearly without a doubt, they did it)
For (insert name) (usually a battle charge, regardless if there is a battle actually happening)
Leroy Jenkins (see above)
Run! (You should start running, don't ask questions)
Duck! (Lower yourself quickly or you will be hit by unknown flying object)
Watch this (this is usually a bad stunt that will end in pain, you usually can't stop them. If you use the phrase "this can not be done" or some form of this, it will only encourage them to prove you wrong)
Fucked around, now we find out (did something and waiting for the consequences)
I would like to see (a person or group, usually a curse word) try that with me (a threat, don't try it with them)
Don't ask questions (don't ask questions, you aren't prepared for horrible answers)
Please fill free to add others
As a late diagnosed autist I will say one of the most damaging but transformative experiences I've ever had was being misdiagnosed with BPD.
Everyday my heart goes out to people with BPD.
The amount of stigma and silencing they face is astonishing and sickening.
I took DBT for years. Therapists use to turn me away because of my diagnosis.
I would be having full blown autistic meltdowns, crying for help literally - but because I was labeled as BPD ANY time I cried I was treated as manipulative and unstable.
As if the only reason I could be crying was if I was out to trick someone.
95% of the books out there with Borderline in the title are named shit like 'How to get away from a person with Borderline', 'How to stop walking on eggshells (with a person who has BPD)'
I was never allowed to feel true pain or panic or need.
That was 'attention seeking behavior', not me asking for help when a disability was literally inhibiting my ability to process emotions.
There were dozens of times where I had a full meltdown and was either threatened with institutionalization or told I was doing it for attention.
My failing relationships weren't due to a communication issue, or the inability to read social cues. No, because I was labeled borderline, my unstable relationships were my fault. Me beggong nuerotypicals to just be honest and blunt with what they meant was me pestering them for validation.
Borderline patients can't win.
And the funny thing is - I asked my therapist about autism. I told her I thought I was on the spectrum.
BPD is WILDLY misdiagnosed with those with autism and I had many clear signs.
Instead - she told me 'If you were autistic we wouldn't be able to have this conversation'. She made me go through a list of autistic traits made clearly for children, citing how I didn't fit each one.
And then she told me that me identifying with the autism community was the BPD making me search for identity to be accepted - and that I wasn't autistic, just desperate to fit in somewhere.
I didn't get diagnosed for another ten years. For ten years I avoided the autism community - feeling as if I were just a broken person who wanted to steal from people who 'really needed it'.
Because of my providers - I began to doubt my identity MORE, not less.
Ten years of thinking I was borderline and being emotionally neglected and demonized by a system meant to help me.
To this day, I still don't trust neurotypicals. Not fully.
I know I'm not borderline now - but my heart aches for them. Not for the usual stuff. But for the stigma. And the asshole doctors. And the dismissiveness and threatening and the idea of institutionalization hanging over their head.
I love Borderline people. I always will. I'm not Borderline but if you are I love you and I'm sorry.
You're not a bad person. You're not a therapists worst nightmare, you are a human with valid feelings and fears.
Borderline people I'm sorry.
Reporter: its impressive that you keep your careers and personal life so balanced. Any advice for your fans?
Hizashi: don't fall in love with an underground hero because that shit will give you 24/7 high blood pressure and a stroke at 31.
Shouta: ZASHI I FOUND A SNAKE!!
Hizashi: jesus christ PUT IT DOWN
The bonus comic from my Shipwreck AU book. The story was bittersweet but i had to do something genuinely sweet for the final piece 😊
Have my vampire mic in corsets
Shinsou: I’m kind of into someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Aizawa: Just rip the bandage off Shinsou: It’s Midoriya Aizawa: Put the bandage back on
Art I did for Supervillain (Presentation!!), our oneshot submission for Silver’s Vault Olympics!
"Okay everyone floor is lava in 10..."
children scatter across the in door park.
"9..."
some leap onto nearby benches. Others climb nearby trees.
"8...7..."
the nearby safe spots become too crowded. Some force their way in while others sprint for the only place with enough room for the remaining few. The water fountain.
"6...5..."
the fountain can hold them all but is far. The slow one's won't make it.
"3...2...1..."
Some of the strong ones carry the slowest. their kindness is their downfall.
"FLOOR IS LAVA!!"
the lava takes them.
"Okay everyone on the ground is out!"
*chorus of groaning*
"So we have, 1, 2, 3...8...11...wait. Everyone hold still for a sec." the human recounts the children. And then again. And again.
"Where's Piper?"
"She was running that way!"
"Yeah towards the field!"
"The field? But there's nothing to climb there.."
"Is the floor still lava!?!"
Out in the field is Piper, sitting on top of her other teacher Kim's shoulders.
"Piper your out, you know the rules. You can't ask someone to carry you when the floor is lava."
"I didn't carry her."
"Kim no fibbing. Kids don't like it when it comes to floor is lava."
"No really I didn't. She climbed me," the woman picks the girl off her and put her down "show them Piper."
The 7 year old smiles and goes behind Kim and then starts to climb. Using the adults calves as a step she boosts her other foot to Kim's hip and then latches onto her neck with her arms. From their she shimmies herself onto her teacher's shoulders. All while Kim keeps her arms to her sides.
"...how long has she been able to do this?"
"Since yesterday."
"That's really cool."
"I know, right?"
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..
...
"Human Kim I'd like to ask you a question about...human children."
"Yeah sure, go ahead."
"So as you know I am courting Morgan, who has 2 children, and I was wondering if it's normal for them at their age to not be able to climb me or him?"
"Climb you?"
"Yes, like that human child with blonde hair. Harrison is about her age yet he can't climb us like she can climb you."
"...Ohhh, yeah that's not a normal thing."
"Really?? But she does it with such ease and you look so, so, used to it. As if it was normal behavior."
"Piper is incredibly flexible and strong for her age, and while yes I am used to it that's because I'm used to kids climbing me while I'm sitting or helping them."
"So human children do climb their caretakers?"
"Yes."
"But Piper's climbing is not normal?"
"...yes. Wait. Hold on...So human children do climb on their family members but most of them can't climb to an adult's shoulders like that without help. Only a few like Piper are strong enough to do that."
"Ah. So I should not be concerned that Morgan's children can't do that?"
"No, you should not."
"Okay then. Humans are strange."
"That they are!"
Happy MerMay! I love @zhampy‘s Siren EraserMic AU! Featuring Shouta meeting with the siren that’s been tormenting him since his shipwreck!
I hope you like it, hun! (Someone save Shouta before he gets eaten)
"Bad Wingman"
[Vestige Tomura AU]
Deku, if you're not going to let Vestige Tomura hang around Aizawa, then he's going to make YOUR dates insufferable!