I Think Of Dr Pepper As A Man Simply Because It Was Founded In 1885 So All Doctors Were Male Back Then.

I think of Dr Pepper as a man simply because it was founded in 1885 so all doctors were male back then.

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4 months ago

Trump sayin' illegals ain't subject to American laws because they don't register. BITCH - you think anyone that breaks the law is gonna FUCKIN REGISTER as a criminal? Is that what it would take to get arrested?


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4 months ago

Witchcraft then: "I worship the old gods and do not accept Jesus"

Witchcraft now: "I am even slightly more intelligent than the average person"

Both will summon a lynch mob


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3 months ago

"Drugs and alcohol" always struck me as an ironic phrase because alcohol is a liquid drug


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5 months ago

Quick: Someone put steamboat Micky Mouse into Bendy and the Ink machine!

6 months ago

Rev up those guillotines!

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4 months ago

I am a neo-pirate apologist: Pirate ships were direct democracies with mostly equal pay and elected leaders. Wanna know who granted people of color and in some cases women the right to vote before any government? PIRATES!

Reject modernity. Return to swashbuckling.


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2 months ago

The 1954 movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers depicts aliens secretly taking control of human hosts and pretending to be them. Little known fact: This is actually a reference to the hit game Among Us because the communists were sussy for being red.

There was also a reference to Among Us called the Klu Klux Klan that would say "black sus" and vote black out of the game with nooses because airlocks hadn't been invented.


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3 months ago

Saying you'll succeed in business by having a dominant personality is like saying you'll make it to the Olympics by having a competitive personality: That's the absolute bare minimum not something that will take you to the top.


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3 months ago

Next time someone tells me they believe in the bible, I'll just introduce them as a very staunch incest supporter.


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3 months ago

I have but one hobby: I listen to ambient piano music and ponder the finer things in life.

It's called having CLASS you PEASANTS!


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