"Drugs And Alcohol" Always Struck Me As An Ironic Phrase Because Alcohol Is A Liquid Drug

Who would punch a innocent Charlie Chaplin cosplayer?!

Luigi is not a terrorist: The CEO PERSONALLY wronged him. This is a classic case of fuck around find out.

If someone I never met shoves me at a bar and we get into a bar fight, they can't turn around and claim some other motive but the shoving. Luigi was put through physical pain by this CEO and this is what you get as a result.

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

Just look at that sexy mug. Yes daddy: Whip out your silencer and FILL me with bullets! Assassinate me next!

Why would he buy this? Is he stupid?

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

I am the greatest.

Oddly horrifying

Hoods work!

Inside Job would be 1000x funnier if they name dropped the Jews in every other conspiracy they mention.

Does anyone else speak to ChatGPT in proper English sentences in hopes of making it smarter? Just me? OK.