Hoods Work!

I think of Dr Pepper as a man simply because it was founded in 1885 so all doctors were male back then.

Ye olde Republican: "Behold thy socialist dystopia story whereby the government sets a age at which you can have sex! You can't even seek relations with your slaves! This is the future socialists want"

"Drugs and alcohol" always struck me as an ironic phrase because alcohol is a liquid drug

I'm not lying on the internet. I'm speaking truth from the perspective of a character that doesn't exist.

I'm not saying the Sith are the good guys, but I am willing to say that from my perspective the Jedi are evil

Shoutout to all my boomers that still use iGod. The OG chatbot.

The northern USA needs to erect statues of free state generals to scare racists.

In Hazbin Hotel, Lucifer still has his golden fiddle so cannonically Hazbin Hotel takes place before the Devil Went Down to Georgia.

Brave New World was only a dystopia because stupid humans existed when they didn't have to.

Remember when Goerge Bush was abnormally stupid... Those were the days...