Inside Job Would Be 1000x Funnier If They Name Dropped The Jews In Every Other Conspiracy They Mention.

Next time someone tells me they believe in the bible, I'll just introduce them as a very staunch incest supporter.

Luigi deserves the cult that Trump has.

Ja' te' ri' pr' is bi' ish

WHAT DOES THE TOILET SAY? SKII SKII - BIDY!!!

As someone that doesn't live in China: I'd rather China spy on me than NATO. I'd have to ROYALLY piss off China to have them come after me but NATO has a vested interest in keeping me down.

The dichotomy between MLK and Malcolm X proves: Whether you ask nicely or aggressively - those that ask for civil rights in an effective manner will be struck down.

There's no social rejection worse than a cat slinking away from being pet. It is the truest form of rejection.

Next Olympics I'll be rooting for the refugee team. Not out of altruism, just because the size of that team is analogous to the size of suffering in the world so I hope that team gets bigger.

I can't watch archeology videos without cringing about people either just dropping something of value or having their grave robbed and losing their afterlife swag.

Start a story with the exact number of days since the start of a specific war then never mention it again: "Just two months and eight days since the fateful moment of the start of the Vietnam war... I got fired. In California"