Next Time Someone Tells Me They Believe In The Bible, I'll Just Introduce Them As A Very Staunch Incest

Having sex with someone would make them happy and you should only focus on your own happiness in the form of money. #Sigma

A rich guy with an Italian name? MAFIA! Must be.

Is it too soon to say this? Is this still racist? Am I doing a racism?

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

I like to imagine the SCP stories are just Supernatural from the perspective of the British Men of Letters.

Yeah I got a 4.0% GPA. No big deal.

In any universe with holy water that damages monsters, I can't help but think: Wouldn't the quantity of that damage be an objective measure of holiness? Like if the Pope's holy water doesn't go hard then you shouldn't be a Catholic.

When a company changes ownership, the old CEO should be publicly executed for their weakness in leadership to let this happen. Ensuring only the strong are rich.

This post is officially based and feudalpilled.

Hoods work!

I wonder if Mars will have Tinder and you'll need to set your range to thousands of miles to get a match from earth.

It's just a preference. I just want to date among my own kind:

I want a fellow murderer.