In Any Universe With Holy Water That Damages Monsters, I Can't Help But Think: Wouldn't The Quantity

When a Klansman says the blacks are "suspicious". (It reminds you of a hit game)

Putin accepting a partial annexation

I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.

Imagine if English required speaking punctuation *COMMA* that would be so weird *PERIOD*

Hold up a cross, nobody bats an eye. Hold up a sign that says "I groom children by threatening them with torture" everybody loses their minds.

One time I was working on a system I invented and when I got to a problem I didn't yet understand I instinctively said "well I'm not an expert on this subject" only to immediately realize "Wait, I'm the only expert"

If you ever feel stupid looking ahead in science (Emerging theories). Just look WAY back to feel really smart: Pretty much everyone could re invent the printing press or redo the first science experiment that proved flies don't spontaneously come from meat. This knowledge would have made you a top tier mind hundreds of years ago!

With all the spying by companies, how do the ads STILL suck so much? I got a ad for a laundry basket after I just bought one! How does Amazon not keep track of what I already bought?!

Why else do you think we need new people? The old ones break down

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