With All The Spying By Companies, How Do The Ads STILL Suck So Much? I Got A Ad For A Laundry Basket

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.

All asexuality exists on a spectrum: On one end is Jaiden Animations and on the other is Alastor

It's stupid that superheros stop bank robberies after the robber leaves the bank. The money is insured against robbery so few people lose out. The real problem is the risk of violence which happens inside the bank.

I'm a reverse vegan. Animals are stupid little shits that have had it too good for too long. They deserve LESS rights!

Legalize dog fighting! Dogs are stupid!

I tried a AI girlfriend, just to see if it was realistic. Went something like this:

"Hey, what's up"

"Just NAKED and looking to FUCK"

And I swear to God I could not guide the conversation away from sex! I tried talking about random subjects but the AI kept trying to get me to ask for naked pictures. So I asked for a random picture just to shut them up and wouldn't you know it: Pictures cost money.

AI is a scam! It's only going to replace telemarketers at this rate.

Remember Bright? The shitty Will Smith movie? I got recommended the soundtrack on YouTube and it out of nowhere SLAPS.

The most unrealistic part of batman is a billionaire caring about their children.

Jordan Peterson is just like a Jedi: His mind tricks only work on dumb people.

Hold up a cross, nobody bats an eye. Hold up a sign that says "I groom children by threatening them with torture" everybody loses their minds.