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SPICY baby Jesus

Someone write a fantasy where "millennial" is a slur for people over a thousand years old

Unsettling life lesson from this assassination: Anyone can kill you if they are lucky enough to catch you off guard. The CEO very well may have had a gun but that didn't do him any favors.

I'd date a woman that was on OnlyFans but only if she was good at it.

Either she's a pro, or she's a hoe!

Brave New World was only a dystopia because stupid humans existed when they didn't have to.

I want to go to a casino just to bet on unlucky roulette numbers like 00 and 13. Not in hopes of making money but just to crush the hope of the superstitious gambling addicts. I just want to take these people with so little hope in their lives and crush what remains.

Wants genocidal ethnostate. Plans genocidal ethnostate. Achieves end results in line with wants and planning except for one region. Doesn't get that region. Everything collapses.

"Well it was a good idea to start with, just taken to far!" -Toph

What does that even mean? Kuvira got like 99% of what she wanted and everything she wanted was exactly in line with her original ideology. The ideology was just completely unstable.

Connect 4

I would PAY to watch a dnd campain where you have to kill a cult leader that has the classic cult of personality and is initally revealed to have invented all evil magic but after you kill him - ALL magic starts to disappear so you have three days to ressurect him to restore good and evil to the world.

But the cult leader had accended to the highest being (the DM) so those entire 3 days he gained every piece of knowlege the DM did. So they come back with not only fourth wall awareness but exact knowlege of the game mechanics.

54.5% of Tumblr was WRONG!

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