Next Olympics I'll Be Rooting For The Refugee Team. Not Out Of Altruism, Just Because The Size Of That

You never see Republicans designing guns for disabled people or subsidizing guns for poor people, so apparently they DON'T want guns for everyone since all it takes is arthritis to be a shit shot.

The only unrealistic part of idiocracy was that when someone was detected as the smartest person in the world they were immediately given a position of power by someone else in power.

God's second favorite Catholic is about to die. RIP Adolph!

Forgot to mention shouting: "READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!"

I like how this image implies that even the boss knows it's BS

When a Klansman says the blacks are "suspicious". (It reminds you of a hit game)

"The optimal angle for long range trajectory is 45 degrees *THIS angle*"

-Elon Musk maybe

It's unrealistic that Bruce Wayne wouldn't be caught as batman. He's in too good shape for a billionaire. Most billionaires are morbidly obese while he is JACKED. People would figure this out.

Jordan Peterson is just like a Jedi: His mind tricks only work on dumb people.