Luigi Is Not A Terrorist: The CEO PERSONALLY Wronged Him. This Is A Classic Case Of Fuck Around Find

Life hack: Take what the left says about "men" and change it to "black men" and you'll have the right wing perspective

As someone that doesn't live in China: I'd rather China spy on me than NATO. I'd have to ROYALLY piss off China to have them come after me but NATO has a vested interest in keeping me down.

I have but one hobby: I listen to ambient piano music and ponder the finer things in life.

It's called having CLASS you PEASANTS!

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

Imagine a more realistic counter strike global offensive where the terrorist team has truly shitty gear: "Alright, we're doing an econ round so pick child soldiers and equip pocket knives"

I think of Dr Pepper as a man simply because it was founded in 1885 so all doctors were male back then.

A quick definition of Republican terms

Socialist: bad

Communist: bad

SJW: bad

Left wing: bad

Liberal: bad

Globalist: bad

Strawman: bad

Identity politics: bad

You can safely replace any of these terms with "bad" because Republicans have the vocabulary of a six year old the moment you take away their monthly buzzword.

I run to Jason Bourne chase scene music and pretend the CIA is after me

There was a radius of corpses in Hiroshima that were cooked to perfection.

"Alastor /" tags = HERESY!!!