A Quick Definition Of Republican Terms

Just a reminder that the United Healthcare stock didn't crash and therefore the CEO's large paycheck was feudalistic theft.

The northern USA needs to erect statues of free state generals to scare racists.

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

I would PAY to watch a dnd campain where you have to kill a cult leader that has the classic cult of personality and is initally revealed to have invented all evil magic but after you kill him - ALL magic starts to disappear so you have three days to ressurect him to restore good and evil to the world.

But the cult leader had accended to the highest being (the DM) so those entire 3 days he gained every piece of knowlege the DM did. So they come back with not only fourth wall awareness but exact knowlege of the game mechanics.

Remember when mossy cobble was impressive because there were so few rare items. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

A little life hack from my time in high school: Copy and paste every factual statement from a Wikipedia article into Google and cite the first webpage that agrees as your source.

CERTIFIED laziest essay writing technique!

There's a new technology that lets you convert words to visualizations. It's called a BOOK and a BRAIN.

Perhaps high amounts of gay representation isn't a good thing in a show that takes place in hell.

Shoutout to all my boomers that still use iGod. The OG chatbot.

Schrödinger's communist: Is a freeloader on welfare while also a hypocrite for successfully taking part in capitalism and profiting off assets.