Rev Up Those Guillotines!

"Remember remember all months nut like November"

- The Bible maybe

How many genders are in the gender spectrum? I could google the word spectrum but I'm too stupid.

Hoods work!

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.

It's OK CEOs, just imagine him without the hood.

If I was an alien landing on earth, I'd pretend to have my entire planet always have practiced the most obscure earth religion to see if humans would convert to it.

Anyone else have distant childhood memories of these putrid abominations looking normal?

Neil Degrasse Tyson is the embodiment of the meme "why are you booing me?! I'm right!"

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

"Your defenses are not secure until they contain one capital letter, one number and one symbol"

- Sun Tzu (The Art of War)