It's OK CEOs, Just Imagine Him Without The Hood.

We need to normalize the reversal of stereotypes for LGBT people: Single gay men are pure and single lesbian are incels.

Just a happy reminder: The uneducated won't exist 30 years from now. Technology will make them extinct. It will be so convenient to get educated that the non educated will starve.

I personally don't want to wait that long. These creatures might destroy the world before then.

You never see Republicans designing guns for disabled people or subsidizing guns for poor people, so apparently they DON'T want guns for everyone since all it takes is arthritis to be a shit shot.

I want to go to a casino just to bet on unlucky roulette numbers like 00 and 13. Not in hopes of making money but just to crush the hope of the superstitious gambling addicts. I just want to take these people with so little hope in their lives and crush what remains.

Shoutout to president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for not erasing his Mountain Dew heritage despite the overwhelming cultural hegemony of Brando. Just as Barack Hussein Obama was mocked for his foreign sounding middle name, Dwayne maintained a loyalty to Brando despite a ancestry of Mountain Dew loyalists.

Domestic abuse is the same as strict parenting except the target is over 18.

Start a story with the exact number of days since the start of a specific war then never mention it again: "Just two months and eight days since the fateful moment of the start of the Vietnam war... I got fired. In California"

Bold of you to assume those against universal healthcare know other countries exist

I'm starting chess soon. No spoilers please I don't know any strategies yet.

Neil Degrasse Tyson is the embodiment of the meme "why are you booing me?! I'm right!"