Anyone Else Have Distant Childhood Memories Of These Putrid Abominations Looking Normal?

ReaperCoin: The first crypto currency that can only be sold via auction after your death. So the only way to make money is to JUST DIE.

Everyone asks how MAD the scientist is. Nobody asks how SAD the scientist is...

The international space station would be a awful place without the windows. It would be like a submarine.

Is it a sin for a man to want to suck Jesus's dick? He is a different species on some level.

God's second favorite Catholic is about to die. RIP Adolph!

I like to imagine the SCP stories are just Supernatural from the perspective of the British Men of Letters.

I want a game show where you have to differentiate a Republican's hatred for black men from a liberal's hatred of all men.

X are all rapists

X are worse than animals

Honestly it's 50/50 at this point.

I have but one hobby: I listen to ambient piano music and ponder the finer things in life.

It's called having CLASS you PEASANTS!

One time I was working on a system I invented and when I got to a problem I didn't yet understand I instinctively said "well I'm not an expert on this subject" only to immediately realize "Wait, I'm the only expert"

Someone should write a enemies to lovers fanfic between Hitler and Netanyahu meeting in hell as they state their beliefs to each other and realize they aren't so different.