"Remember Remember All Months Nut Like November"

If I was an alien landing on earth, I'd pretend to have my entire planet always have practiced the most obscure earth religion to see if humans would convert to it.

My unstoppable solution to war: Everybody in the government that votes for the war has to serve in a random battle. It's just like jury duty.

That way we will still have the most important wars but nothing more.

I'm starting chess soon. No spoilers please I don't know any strategies yet.

Place your bets folks:

Technically, being illiterate due to stupidity isn't a protected demographic so technically I'm not calling for genocide.

With all the spying by companies, how do the ads STILL suck so much? I got a ad for a laundry basket after I just bought one! How does Amazon not keep track of what I already bought?!

Comment your lead actor picks for The Adjustor movie!

Never trust someone that says "it's just science" or "BIOLOGY" If you can't get more specific than that then you're full of shit.

The 1954 movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers depicts aliens secretly taking control of human hosts and pretending to be them. Little known fact: This is actually a reference to the hit game Among Us because the communists were sussy for being red.

There was also a reference to Among Us called the Klu Klux Klan that would say "black sus" and vote black out of the game with nooses because airlocks hadn't been invented.

Unsettling life lesson from this assassination: Anyone can kill you if they are lucky enough to catch you off guard. The CEO very well may have had a gun but that didn't do him any favors.