Quick: Someone Put Steamboat Micky Mouse Into Bendy And The Ink Machine!

I'm so capitalist, I don't equally distribute my sugar between scoops of my measuring spoon.

I want a game show where you have to differentiate a Republican's hatred for black men from a liberal's hatred of all men.

X are all rapists

X are worse than animals

Honestly it's 50/50 at this point.

Putin accepting a partial annexation

A form of gambling I would play: Dungeons and Dragons except the DM is DETERMINED to kill the entire party and you win a jackpot by making it to the end of the campaign

I think all voters must be required to read the bible. That way no religious human will have the capacity to vote.

If I was born in colonial times I like to think I'd be against slavery but there's no way in hell I'd accept science. Witchcraft seems like a more plausible explanation for solar eclipses than planetary movements tbh. I know it's wrong but it seems more believable intuitively.

"I'm not going to say X - which is why I will IMPLY it"

- All right wing talk show hosts

*Turns on Vatican news broadcast*

Dear God... Original sin spread to the second tower of Babel!

If I was an alien landing on earth, I'd pretend to have my entire planet always have practiced the most obscure earth religion to see if humans would convert to it.

Now this is a instance of non toxic masculinity: A CEO assassin that gets caught because he couldn't resist hitting on a woman.