Saying You'll Succeed In Business By Having A Dominant Personality Is Like Saying You'll Make It To The

A quick definition of Republican terms

Socialist: bad

Communist: bad

SJW: bad

Left wing: bad

Liberal: bad

Globalist: bad

Strawman: bad

Identity politics: bad

You can safely replace any of these terms with "bad" because Republicans have the vocabulary of a six year old the moment you take away their monthly buzzword.

Take paying for social media to it's upmost extreme: Instead of just having $7 above $0 - don't stop going up. Just have one massive list of post sorted solely by who paid the most. So if you pay one cent more than the next highest person you are automatically on top of the entire website.

X SQUARED: auctioned speech platform

My take: If an illegal immigrant can do your job despite their disadvantages in life, maybe you just suck. Maybe YOU should leave.

I've heard the criticism that there aren't racists in Hazbin hell. But tbh: I'd be more alarmed to meet a literal cannibal than a racist. Let's be real here.

"Remember remember all months nut like November"

- The Bible maybe

We misjudged Elon. He is a true gamer since that salute. Truly a partaker of gamer culture and perhaps gamer words. Truly wouldn't be out of place in any Call of Duty lobby.

Technically, being illiterate due to stupidity isn't a protected demographic so technically I'm not calling for genocide.

Everyone asks how MAD the scientist is. Nobody asks how SAD the scientist is...

In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

Everyone criticizes RWBY for having the characters not believe in magic even with semblances. But how would YOU feel if someone showed you a new type of electricity that had never been discovered before? That would be pretty shocking.