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what was the fucking context for this

hes coming

We all draw Dream with stubble and long hair and very I guess rugged features ( sharp jawline, square chin,etc) but my mans is 21......he’s a still so young and at 21 most guys don’t look old, often times they still could be mistaken for teens. My brain for some reason headcanons baby faced dream so hard.like he’s got the face of a baby but he’s also Fucking Gigantic. It’s kind of a funny contradiction but I think it suits him more than the very old look

You ever seen porno?

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Farewell online privacy

Feminist brain: The gendering of hygiene products is stupid and arbitrary and is a fabrication of capitalism to get people to buy more products because then people will be too insecure in their femininity or masculinity to share products with one another. It also gives companies an in if they want to charge more for gendered products, which they often do.

Transmasc brain: Haha I smell like a boy. Sick.

i know a transmasc who named himself karkat (or karks) after the character from homestuck

i knew i was gonna receive this ask at some point. i knew statistically it would happen. but i still wasn't mentally prepared for it.

[ID: Fifteen edits of the Bugs bunny “I wish all a very pleasant day” meme. They are edited to include the trans flag on his left side. They read:

“I wish all trans men, trans women, nonbinaries, genderfluids, demiboys and demigirls, agenders, and more a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the flags for the identities listed.

“I wish all straight, gay, lesbian, bi, pan, ace, aro, omni, polyamorous, etc. trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the flags for the identities listed.

“I wish all intersex people who identify with the trans label a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the intersex flag.

“I wish all autistic, ADHD, or otherwise neurodivergent trans people a very pleasant trans visibilitiy day.” This edit includes the red words “(happy autism acceptance month! light it up red)”

“I wish all Jewish, Muslim, Christian, Hindu, and other religious trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all trans POC, especially Black and indigenous trans people, a very pleasant trans visibility day.” This edit includes the inclusive LGBT poc flag, as well as a trans flag with a brown and black fist.

“I wish all disabled or chronically ill trans people a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all fat trans people, hairy trans people, and trans people who don’t “pass” a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all it/its pronoun users, neopronouns users, and people who use pronouns that don’t “match” their gender a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all trans people with little or no gender dysphoria a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all trans people who are in the closet a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all trans people who haven’t transitioned and/or don’t plan to a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all questioning trans people/people who aren’t sure if they’re trans a very pleasant trans visibility day.”

“I wish all people who don’t use labels for themselves a very pleasant whatever you’re comfy with.”

“I wish all trans people a very pleasant you are wonderful, valid, and loved <3” /End ID]

heard it was trans day of visibility

This is 100% serious. NASA please shoot me into space thanks

bi_irl

Someone sent this to me and I’m losing my mind

everyone know yntbkshyfyn and sujwtwaytmo but what about ywlb and tlgoy.

okay dream

dream: trying to be responsible about george coming to america

george: dream buy me a private jet :( smuggle me to america. we can get ✨married✨ even... they can't deport me dream you'll protect me. they can't take me away then :) i'll just stay forever 💗 i just won't leave america and i'll be with you

personally the saddest part of the smp is that it started out with two best friends enjoying each other’s company and exploring the world. and now one of them is locked away in an inescapable prison when all he wanted was everyone to be a family. and the other one barely comes around anymore because he has so little left.

dnf from the george alt stream(with clips!)

- (x) Dream joins and Sapnap gets mad that Dream was watching George’s stream before and insisting he was doing it on purpose

- (x) Dream and George’s actual text conversation when they found out they woke up at the same time

George: Just woke up.

Dream: Me too! In sync bb!

George:  😍Let’s go.

Dream: Now we can have sex.

George: sure

- (x) Dream and George having a flirty conversation about stocks, Dream literally says “invest in me” (they literally flirt when talking about stocks what is wrong with them? hello?)

- (x) George: “I have an idea Dream. What if you just marry me?”

   Dream: dead (flustered) silence

 Also George saying “That’s not the only reason.” when talking about the marriage, ummm, what does that mean? 

- (x) George shooting “DNF” into the wall with bullets

- (x) When asked in a dono if a song makes him think of Dream, Dream says probably heatwaves and and insinuates he thinks about George when he listens to that song PLEASE ( the tension also….)

-  (x) “DNF arc? Yeah, maybe.” (George’s giggles, the TENSION… just an interesting moment for sure) 

-  (x) Dream and George being weirded out by their relationship being referred to as “brotherly” (so hope do they see their relationship hmmmm, hmmm?) 

- (x) Dream: “That’s just how the cookie..”

Dream and George: “crumbles.”

George: “Oh, we finished each other’s sentences wow.”

Dream: “Wow, we finish each other’s…”

George: “sentences”

Sapnap: “I wish Karl here.”

Dream: “Yeah so you could kiss him?”

Sapnap: ‘’Yeah at least i would have someone to be in love with, jesus.’”

-(x) Dream brings up George kissing him, unprompted( *sigh)

- when Sapnap left the call, dream and george totally ignored him lmao(too caught up in each other *face palms*)

- idiot truthing, giggling, name truthing… you know, just dnf being dnf for 2 hours

Clips creds: @dreamygeorgenap @literallynotfound @netheritedream @dreamnapfound @akvilenotfound@sheepwasfound 

dream arguing w anyone: see no you’re So Completely Wrong actually i dont care what your point is. ive never been more right in my life this is embarrassing for you. my iq is 3000 lmfao its hurting my ears to listen to what you’re saying. did you know you’re wrong

dream arguing w george: no i guess. no actually you’re probably right haha. honestly i was thinking that i just didnt say it lol. tbh thats so correct ?? ur so smart haha. i Love You

Why say dnf is real if you think no one can hear you?

Question of the day 😍

I don't know if this is just the brainrot talking but dnf has been acting mad sus recently. I don't think they are dating (yet), but come on, they way they have been towards each other, despite being baity at times, just doesn't seem fake, it just seems a little TOO real. If they actually don't have feelings for each other and are just faking all the in love behavior.. then they deserve like an Oscar hjshksh sorry for ranting I just had to let it out lol

NO I SO AGREE

THIS THIS THIS

They are not THAT good of actors already

And they can’t fake all their friends’ comments, and the tension we can all feel

PLUS they have absolutely nothing to gain from faking it at this point

IMO, they both know of their own feelings but still think the other is mostly baiting/joking so it’s just a waiting game. I do still think they will wait until they’ve met to actually progress their relationship if they do. Like I’ve been saying, though, something is gonna give soon. They’re building up to something, and someone (probably Dream) is going to snap. 

Sadly, we won’t see anything til Dreamie boy works his rich white man magic on his lil bf’s twitch

Literally all of the MCYT ‘ships’ (in a general sense) are just entirely different breeds of moirallegiance and they fit the term so perfectly and I’ve seen no one comment on that, but it’s perfect and I have to show it.  

Like, dnf is pretty much platonic soulmates, but Dream/Sapnap are like,,, the definition of best best friends. Tubbo and Ranboo are again, platonically *married*, but Tubbo and Tommy are basically glued to each others sides and platonically love each other a lot (in the beginning, I mean, the rest isn’t relevant here). A mixture of the same could be said for Skephalo. There’s so much great pale friendships in this fandom and I know people’s reason for not shipping them romantically is boundaries, but for real… guys. Come on, we created a perfect platonic fandom and I need you guys to appreciate how cool that is, come on. 

We all draw Dream with stubble and long hair and very I guess rugged features ( sharp jawline, square chin,etc) but my mans is 21......he’s a still so young and at 21 most guys don’t look old, often times they still could be mistaken for teens. My brain for some reason headcanons baby faced dream so hard.like he’s got the face of a baby but he’s also Fucking Gigantic. It’s kind of a funny contradiction but I think it suits him more than the very old look

Like, rationally, I think we all know no matter how astrologically compatible DNF is, we shouldn’t tell Dream and George about it to not affect their dynamic and all that jazz lol. But I can just SEE it, if we tell Dream that “Dream, you and George are really compatible. Look at you guys’ compatibility chart", that man is gonna grin and brag about it. Like, come on, let’s be honest, he’s gonna be like “Look, guys, dono says that me and George have Mars+Venus conjunct, and that’s pretty rare. We’re like literally soulmates. I knew it. Quackity WISHES he has this-”

Yeah, that man would be unbearable, so yeah, we shouldn’t tell them either way

i think I'm becoming a simp help me

- anon who 10 minutes ago wasn't aware that beauty does indeed have an embodiment

he is beauty embodied and i will die on the hill that dream wanted to say george's godly parent would be aphrodite, not hera

this post was going around on twitter so here we are

I’ll draw something you request in the reblog :) , just for the love of god don’t make it too complex please

Since yall wanna be oppressed

me hanging out with black people in the summer: “aye, yall don’t forget to put on sunscreen”

them: 

i read all of those and they are the greatest thing ever created

I have been informed Wendy’s publishes official fanfiction on wattpad, I don’t really want to talk about it