This Post Was Going Around On Twitter So Here We Are

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hey you ever just ✨

executive dysfunction be like *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels bad* *wants to do something* *doesnt do it* *feels ba

kamukoma angst hours

sexy

Have you ever wanted to show off your LGBT pride AND your plague doctor pride with one convenient design? Well you’re in luck, I dusted off my old redbubble and now I’ve got a whole parade of pride plague doctors available for purchase right here! 

And if youre missing your pride flag, feel free to contact me! Ill see what i can do!

levels of picking names

(All of these are completely valid and I love you I just thought it was funny)

Level one: name that kinda sounds like your birth name so it’s easy.

Level two: cool new name that you liked but it’s still a “normal” name

Łêvęł thrëē: OBJECT. CALL ME T R E E

i read all of those and they are the greatest thing ever created

I have been informed Wendy’s publishes official fanfiction on wattpad, I don’t really want to talk about it

These are just too good