Like, Rationally, I Think We All Know No Matter How Astrologically Compatible DNF Is, We Shouldn’t

it’s only when you get older that you realize how much your average american childhood resembled being a cult

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levels of picking names

(All of these are completely valid and I love you I just thought it was funny)

Level one: name that kinda sounds like your birth name so it’s easy.

Level two: cool new name that you liked but it’s still a “normal” name

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kazuichi souda has a huge ass

The latest in my series of essays tackling important DR2 canon issues: The question of Souda’s plump tuckus. I mean, it’s not really a question. He has a huge ass, and I’m going to prove to you.

Warnings for: DR2 spoilers. The spoiler being that Souda has a huge ass.

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Old Face Magenta 1994

I don't know if this is just the brainrot talking but dnf has been acting mad sus recently. I don't think they are dating (yet), but come on, they way they have been towards each other, despite being baity at times, just doesn't seem fake, it just seems a little TOO real. If they actually don't have feelings for each other and are just faking all the in love behavior.. then they deserve like an Oscar hjshksh sorry for ranting I just had to let it out lol

NO I SO AGREE

THIS THIS THIS

They are not THAT good of actors already

And they can’t fake all their friends’ comments, and the tension we can all feel

PLUS they have absolutely nothing to gain from faking it at this point

IMO, they both know of their own feelings but still think the other is mostly baiting/joking so it’s just a waiting game. I do still think they will wait until they’ve met to actually progress their relationship if they do. Like I’ve been saying, though, something is gonna give soon. They’re building up to something, and someone (probably Dream) is going to snap. 

Sadly, we won’t see anything til Dreamie boy works his rich white man magic on his lil bf’s twitch