Me Hanging Out With Black People In The Summer: “aye, Yall Don’t Forget To Put On Sunscreen”

Silkmoth Cat🐈

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no thanks

Ah yes this is a great enscapulation of how Nagito is in the second half of the game

English to become the official European language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

I saw a TERF crying about not being to enjoy cotton candy ice cream because it was pink, blue, and white and it reminded her of trans people so i had to.

Like good lord. Talk about living in their heads rent free lmao

i’m watching the 1999 version and this part LITERLALY CRACKED ME UP, GON SAID: you ruined it fuc u

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yikes

i created this monstrosity

hes so fucking stupid i love him

Feminist brain: The gendering of hygiene products is stupid and arbitrary and is a fabrication of capitalism to get people to buy more products because then people will be too insecure in their femininity or masculinity to share products with one another. It also gives companies an in if they want to charge more for gendered products, which they often do.

Transmasc brain: Haha I smell like a boy. Sick.

This is 100% serious. NASA please shoot me into space thanks