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it’s only when you get older that you realize how much your average american childhood resembled being a cult

My Lipps Are Chaped

My girl said she got an STD 🙅🏾‍♀️❌

I said FRICK that 😡💪🏾

We in this together 👫💕😳

That’s an stWE now 💋😍🙈

Old Face Magenta 1994

requested by frogally-amazing

hmm it’s time to be unreasonably evil due to my tragic past

why are you so crazy?

I don’t think I am, I’ve never put body parts in pickle jars, nor do I even THINK about that sorta stuff

English to become the official European language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If villain Bad, why Hot?

i want a penis

i dont care if its attached to me or someone else at this point

gimme

Hina with her hair down!<3

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

I saw a TERF crying about not being to enjoy cotton candy ice cream because it was pink, blue, and white and it reminded her of trans people so i had to.

Like good lord. Talk about living in their heads rent free lmao

Trans people be like *makes a picrew of themself* *makes a picrew of themself* *makes a picrew of themself* *makes a picrew of th

Friendly reminder that, no matter what TERFs say:

Lesbians in relationships with trans women are STILL LEBIANS.

Gay men in relationships with trans men are STILL GAY.

Straight women in relationships with trans men are STILL STRAIGHT.

Straight men in relationships with trans women are STILL STRAIGHT.

Attraction to a trans person DOES NOT INVALIDATE YOUR SEXUALITY. Because TRANS MEN ARE MEN and TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.

Oh you're a trans man who likes to dress feminine?

Oh you're a trans woman who likes to dress masculine?

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU DRESS!!! YOU'RE STILL TRANS AND VALID!!!

hes coming

nonverbal does not mean non thinking

nonverbal does not mean non hearing

nonverbal does not mean non feeling

nonverbal does not mean non understanding

no thanks

cum

no

COCAINE????

i dont remember this

hajime what

i cant believe i kin this fucker

SHERLOCK HOMO

shuichi is gay confirmed

hes so fucking stupid i love him