Hes Coming

what was the fucking context for this

hes coming

my fav trope is when the protagonist thinks a villain is doing something terrible and it cuts to them being mundane

Princess Knight, polishing her bastardess sword: what dastardly deeds is mine own rival plotting… Queen of Skulls at a ride-thru: can i get a fuckin uuhhh

Feminist brain: The gendering of hygiene products is stupid and arbitrary and is a fabrication of capitalism to get people to buy more products because then people will be too insecure in their femininity or masculinity to share products with one another. It also gives companies an in if they want to charge more for gendered products, which they often do.

Transmasc brain: Haha I smell like a boy. Sick.

corn on the cob

English to become the official European language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Oh you're a trans man who likes to dress feminine?

Oh you're a trans woman who likes to dress masculine?

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU DRESS!!! YOU'RE STILL TRANS AND VALID!!!

Someone sent this to me and I’m losing my mind

Wow, haven’t been on Tumblr for over 2 years now xD~ I’ve no idea if people are still following me here; migrated to other social medias by now like me xD;;.  I didn’t really just want to leave it like this though.

I was recently diagnosed with stage 4 fibrosis sarcoma cancer, and the doc thinks I got about 1-1.5 years left. I guess I’m really here to kinda….leave my mark? These are just some of my work from the past few years I haven’t been uploading here :3

I’m more active on Twitter, Instagram and Patreon. Every bit of support helps <3. I’m not sure if I’m ever posting back here, but thank you guys so much for reading.

dream arguing w anyone: see no you’re So Completely Wrong actually i dont care what your point is. ive never been more right in my life this is embarrassing for you. my iq is 3000 lmfao its hurting my ears to listen to what you’re saying. did you know you’re wrong

dream arguing w george: no i guess. no actually you’re probably right haha. honestly i was thinking that i just didnt say it lol. tbh thats so correct ?? ur so smart haha. i Love You