What Was The Fucking Context For This

This is 100% serious. NASA please shoot me into space thanks

personally the saddest part of the smp is that it started out with two best friends enjoying each other’s company and exploring the world. and now one of them is locked away in an inescapable prison when all he wanted was everyone to be a family. and the other one barely comes around anymore because he has so little left.

English to become the official European language

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Himiko: I do not want to “succeed” in a “career field” I want to become a mushroom

nobody escapes the goose menace

nobody

our son

油谷進

susumu aburaya, a danganronpa fan-character that belongs to me and my buddy @straighthomosexualwhiteman

this was a bit of lightning practice that i took a bit too far, and the file was so large that it made my computer run slow while it was still open on the art program

I don't know if this is just the brainrot talking but dnf has been acting mad sus recently. I don't think they are dating (yet), but come on, they way they have been towards each other, despite being baity at times, just doesn't seem fake, it just seems a little TOO real. If they actually don't have feelings for each other and are just faking all the in love behavior.. then they deserve like an Oscar hjshksh sorry for ranting I just had to let it out lol

NO I SO AGREE

THIS THIS THIS

They are not THAT good of actors already

And they can’t fake all their friends’ comments, and the tension we can all feel

PLUS they have absolutely nothing to gain from faking it at this point

IMO, they both know of their own feelings but still think the other is mostly baiting/joking so it’s just a waiting game. I do still think they will wait until they’ve met to actually progress their relationship if they do. Like I’ve been saying, though, something is gonna give soon. They’re building up to something, and someone (probably Dream) is going to snap. 

Sadly, we won’t see anything til Dreamie boy works his rich white man magic on his lil bf’s twitch

japhan 2.0

We all draw Dream with stubble and long hair and very I guess rugged features ( sharp jawline, square chin,etc) but my mans is 21......he’s a still so young and at 21 most guys don’t look old, often times they still could be mistaken for teens. My brain for some reason headcanons baby faced dream so hard.like he’s got the face of a baby but he’s also Fucking Gigantic. It’s kind of a funny contradiction but I think it suits him more than the very old look