Latest Posts by sittingbymywindow - Page 2
mike: doing literally anything in S5
jonathan, behind him, plotting his murder:
I feel called out
*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*
i've been too much of a paul apologist with these, have some McBitchy content <3
get back: onion headlines [4/?]
So, you’re telling me that this Mike Wheeler right here is the same Mike Wheeler who:
Made it his soul mission to find Will when everyone else - including his friends - believed him to be dead.
Who sobbed into his mother’s arms when he himself believed Will had died.
Who recognised Will’s voice within 0.5 seconds of him singing over a pretty shitty, pretty static, 1983 model walkie talkie.
Who dragged Will away from Halloween so they could talk through his trauma and told him he wouldn’t leave him alone.
Who slept in a hospital chair right next to Will so he never had to leave his side.
Who told Will that asking him to be his friend was the best thing he’s ever done.
Who noticed any slight change to Will’s demeanour within a split second.
Who biked through a thunderstorm to apologise for being twat because he couldn’t stand Will being mad at him any longer than necessary?!
RIP Mike Wheeler, I guess🫡
my internal monologue is better than any podcast. wish you guys could hear this shit
byler shippers this week
I like to imagine Andrew Garfield minding his own business doing whatever, sleeping, reading, gardening, and then out of nowhere he just gets a chill down his spine and says to himself, "another religion based biopic needs me," and then he just teleports onto set.
do you ever just lay there listening to music on your headphones and you can hear every drumroll and every awesome bassline and the piano in the background and the wailing guitars and all the little details you never noticed before and you get so lost in it the next time you look up it's three in the morning
memes to commemorate iconic moments in pjo history
i love this genre
*the city gets hacked*
phones: [start pinging emergency alerts]
eddie:
druig with makkari vs druig with every other eternal
Honestly, whats the point of even listening to Queen unless your music is so loud it sounds like they’re all beating you up with their instruments.
“Jason is a natural born leader.” I’m calling bullshit. Jason knows how to lead bc the people of Camp Jupiter raised him for it. He makes it explicit in his pov that it wasn’t something he had wanted, it was just a path he was stuck it. Caring about people doesn’t make him a leader, it makes him someone who wanted to do something good. Same with Annabeth, she wanted to be a leader, so she made herself one, and when you read her pov it doesn’t even seem like she likes it that much. Do you know who the natural born leaders are? Reyna and Percy. Everything at Camp Jupiter was working against Reyna, but she proved herself over and over and became praetor. From what we see of her in HOO it is clear though while her job is difficult, it is also something she cares deeply about, and wouldn’t give up. Percy never wanted to be a leader, and though it was expected of him no one at chb taught him what to do, he was just good at it, even when he didn’t want to be. He lead the entire Battle of Manhattan by himself, even Annabeth took orders from him.
⚠️ Spiderman: No Way Home’s plot be like:
people always tell me “oh but you always reread the same three books” like yeah bitch i stole my personality from them sometimes i need to brush up on the details
early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:
Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)
Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid
Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains
Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”
Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent
Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass
David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired
Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows
Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death
like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point
the bau: so we’re gonna do a cognitive interview to see if you can recall any details from this memory
the person being interviewed: i was a month old baby i don’t think i’m going to be able to recall-
the bau: so it was november 4th at the time, close your eyes and tell me what you see
Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??
found family trope: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
found family trope but they’re misfits, outcasts, and criminals: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?
Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.